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Island Greeks are based and their culture must be protected at all costs.
Wife and I rent a house from a Greek dude. He shows us around.
He ONLY talks to me.
The only time he acknowledged my wife's existence is when he showed her where the washing machine was.
Legend.
We should put a bounty on the head of people that queue up at boarding gates despite every screen in a 30mile radius telling them:
PLEASE REMAIN SEATED
Saw part of the first episode of this show and it's a great example of how absolutely cucked Britain is.
At some point they show a far-right politician who's the main bad guy (of course)
He says, "This government prioritises housing for illegals and refugees from countries where there's not even a war! You should be prioritising the British, our own people, first."
A white police officer sees this and looks away in disgust.
Then he says, "I cannot believe it. I can't believe he would say this while refugee houses are burning."
The propaganda was laid on so incredibly thick that I wonder how many in that crew went home at night thinking, "Holy shit, are people actually going to buy this?"
Liberals are unable to admit that this is objectively cool because all of their opinions are filtered through the consideration of "Will my fellow liberals still like me if I say this?"
Much easier to just foam at the mouth and scream "Elon man bad"
I'm looking forward to seeing the Indian version of the Tesla Roadster.
If they don't do something big soon this will be another generational izzat loss for the Indians
If you see the Tesla Roadster thing and you I don't think that's awesome...
...it means you're either a raging homosexual or you have the T levels of an 86-year-old woman.
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I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me.
The “joke” was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: “I’m literally shaking.”
Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, “Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?” I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists.
✍️ @BridgetPhetasy
Article: spectator.com/article/shane-…
I think it's time to admit that the Argentinians were onto something when they were throwing people out of helicopters
I put on "Tremors" last night.
Jazz took one look.
"no, this is way too old. I'm not watching this"
Unbelievable.
My 1 year old randomly decided to be up from 2330 to 0330 last night.
I got a good night's sleep but my wife is sitting on the couch like this:
Imagine being a woman.
At any given time, one of these is true:
-your head hurts
-your belly hurts
-you feel sad for no real reason
Some poor dude will marry this woman and have a dead bedroom within a year
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At some point in life, every man has to accept that most people don't function at all.
If you choose to blame other people for things it will never end because you're always and forever surrounded by NPCs that are barely sentient
Just realized Twitter is not paying me anymore.
I was making multiple 2 figures every 2 weeks.
Arno inc. will never financially recover. Curse you @elonmusk
After spending over a week in (Southern) Italy, here's everything you need to know about Italy:
- Every Italian does the thing with their hands when they speak. Every. Single. One.
- Water pressure is not a thing. Your shower just... kinda dribbles on you
- Italians love recycling. Every place we go to has at least 4 different colored garbage bins
- Their medieval architecture is spectacular. Their modern architecture sucks ass.
