Imagine being CZ for a sec
You are an old convicted felon
Your wife is not getting any younger
You're the most hated person in the industry
Your exchange keeps losing market share to this new competitor that came out of nowhere
Hyperliquid?
The founder is younger, smarter, more handsome
You're confident your wife has thought about him more than once, in what manner? who can say
And to make it even worse, he used to work for you
This "Hyperliquid" competitor keeps gaining marketshare and attention
Very good attention
24/7 trading? leader of onchain perps? CFTC license to trade in the United States?
What the fuck
Trump goes on national TV and starts saying "Hyperliquid"
ICE partners up with TradeXYZ?
Stanley Druckenmiller creates an X account just to shill Hyperliquid?
Elon Musk joins in???
HYPE starts climbing up to $100
什么鬼!!!
It's time to do what you do best
Liquidate the market again and blame it on a "hack"
The root cause? Simple, no one will question it
Just say our DevOps engineer left their laptop open in a Luckin Coffee shop
Explosive diarrhea from uncooked shrimp wontons
Everyone can relate
We could risk $6B in a "hack" to make it look real
Coordinate with Tether and Circle to freeze most of it
User recovery funds handles the rest!
Entire market starts nuking and HYPE falls from $97 to $90
CZ and Binance will do everything possible to stop Hyperliquid from growing and shift attention back to them
Remember 10/10 happened because Hyperliquid hit open interest all time highs and Aster completely failed
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
What if your tokenized stocks could do more than just sit in your wallet?
The next phase of robinhood:0x56910d4409f3a0c78c64dd8d0545ff0705389870 is getting close.
Have a hunch that $INDEX is about to have their $CASHCAT and $PONS moment
Spot listing on @RobinhoodApp inbound?
Have a hunch that $INDEX is about to have their $CASHCAT and $PONS moment
Spot listing on @RobinhoodApp inbound?
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
Iran war.
CLARITY Act blocked.
First Fed hike in 3 years.
Treasury yields at multi-decade highs.
Strategy sold 6,916 Bitcoin.
COLDCARD exploited.
Ledger exploited.
Binance hacked.
I genuinely don’t think people realize how much bad news Bitcoin has absorbed.
If this isn’t a sign of resilience and potential seller exhaustion, I don’t know what is.
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
Have a hunch that $INDEX is about to have their $CASHCAT and $PONS moment
Spot listing on @RobinhoodApp inbound?
Have a hunch that $INDEX is about to have their $CASHCAT and $PONS moment
Spot listing on @RobinhoodApp inbound?
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
bought more spot across the board here
this time next year you will be begging to have bought at these levels
short term volatility is irrelevant
eye on the prize
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
turn trading fees into stock token payouts for ur coin
powered by @TheIndexFi Indices
indices.theindex.finance
blah blah blah buy the fucking dip
just aped more $INDEX and $CASHCAT
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
> incorporation date 7/16/2026
> followed by @vladtenev 7/16/2026
coincidence? 🐺🐺
$INDEX tied to @vladtenev. Robinhood's pet project?
July 14: Vlad talks stocks + tokenization. @TheIndexFi replies
> THE INDEX FINANCE, INC. registered in Delaware 2 days later. Same entity in rwa[.]wtf
> Vlad and Fern follow right after
> Public dev Josh lists The Index Finance on GitHub + pushed DefiLlama adapter
July 28: deployer funds admin wallets, then hands over token + treasury + V2
Company exists. Dev is public. Onchain trail is there
Vlad keeps talking about stocks + crypto
INDEX is the only project on the chain doing it at scale
Coincidence?
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
The stars are aligning and we are about to embark on the biggest, most aggressive bull run we've seen since 2017 🙏
BASED FLOYD VIII retweeted
$index is back active, never fade a project @vladtenev follows 👀
looks to me like my $CASHCAT has bottomed here after consolidating around $100M for the past few days.
if robinhood proves that they're here for the long term, i think $CASHCAT could end up being one of the long term winners as well.
staying patient here.





























