30. MI. Gay raccoon energy in human clothes. Medical professional, peptide guinea pig, full-time menace. Posting whatever's in my head.
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I just turned 30 and apparently that means I'm qualified to start giving advice now. So here are things every guy in his 20s should own, a series nobody asked for:
Part 1: Cordless power drill.
You will use it 4 times a year and each time it will feel like a religious experience.
Hanging a shelf, assembling a bed frame at 1am, exacting mild revenge on a stripped screw. No judgements from the tool... only screwing (and drilling).
Buy one before you need one, not during the crisis where you're hand-cranking a screwdriver into oak like a caveman. Preferably start with a cheap no-name one from Walmart or Amazon and invest in a more expensive brand (Milwaukee, Ryobi, etc.) if you use the no-name one frequently enough that it breaks.
I got my drill on Amazon for $30 and it works just as well as my tradesman roommate's $200 one.
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Listen to his advice if you don't want the Goggins leg!
Today's mainstream health scene has completely lost the plot.
Starving
Biohacking
Synthetic supplements
Chronically overtraining
Depending on stimulants
Eating food not meant for humans
You can use all of that to mask the symptoms of an unnatural lifestyle.
But you'll never fix the root cause.
Real health is much simpler:
Sleep
Sunlight
Real food
Time outdoors
Natural movement
People are trying to outsmart the nature.
They need to stop living against it.
Based Raccoon retweeted
> addicts use it
> boofers use it
> gooners use it
> tweakers use it
> stimfappers use it
> failing college students use it
do you understand now?
why the FUCK would you gamble with amphetamine addiction just to get more work done when modafinil is right there at your fingertips?
- 8 to 12+ hours of sustained focus
- enhanced executive function
- decreased mental fatigue
- near instant flowstate
- decreased impulsivity
- sharper reaction time
- not addictive
- not neurotoxic
- no suicidal comedown
- does not produce euphoria
- quitting is extremely easy and natural
- long term productivity will not be dependant on amphetamine fueled motivation
just supplement some choline and drink some water with it and there are no big side effects except being incredibly locked in and winning.
not medical advice.
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