bitchybartender

Me - would you like to start a tab? Customer - yes. Me - 👀 Customer - 👀 Me - I just need whatever card you’d like to use....

Me - “do you already have a tab?” Customer - yes. Me - “what’s the name?” Customer - oh I need to start one.

Me - would you like draft, or can? Customer - bottle. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

How do people who have never worked in the service industry carry their four plates of quarantine snacks and wine glass up to their room? Do they make two trips?

Imagine - Finally hooking up with your crush. They get off, you don’t. That’s how bartenders feel when you verbally compliment us and leave a $0 tip.

End the stigma that bartenders/servers get paid an hourly wage. We live off TIPS & tips alone. This is why bartenders/servers get so upset after we serve you for ZERO $.

If you say “keep the change” & and it’s actually coin change don’t expect to ever get a drink from me ever again.

To all the people that said “I’ll take a corona, hold the virus” during this pandemic...just know we’ve heard this 100x already. #covid #COVIDー19 #COVID19

During this uncertain time we all could use a laugh. Follow me for all my stories working/crying/hating my life/laughing while I count my money in the #surviceindustry

I have worked in the #serviceindustry for almost 13 years and I have seen it all. I’ve been a hostess, server, manager, bartender....and boy has it really shown me how much people suck. Give me a #follow