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Bloody Mari 🩶

@batass_witch

say cheese in front of a mirror 13 times and I appear ⸸ Cthulhu's countess ⸸ dog brained demipan ⸸ demons know me by name ⸸ big cheese I&H:@HB_091 🔞

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Joined April 2019
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She ain't the only one cooking Thank you @OriginalName195 for the blessed gremlin art
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Bra in the wash today so I went braless to see godzilla which is pretty normal for me since they are small enough size and my shirts are all pretty thick. But today I borrowed one of Daniel's godzilla shirts. it was very thin and my boobs were bouncing like crazy, embarrassing...
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beesie@beesiespicnic10h
#madoka_magica #DELTARUNE
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【デザフェスリポスト祭】 small right 両日 P-313,P-314(南館4F) 人気のベルトリングシリーズをはじめ、様々なミニチュアアクセを展開。 お気に入りの一品を見つけに、是非お立ち寄りください！ イベント限定割引もあります。 #デザフェス64リポスト @designfesta
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Been watching the rehearsal and it really makes me wish I would have fully leaned into my psychological curiosity when I was younger. I found myself relating to how Nathan processes things I just feel like I have have a more innate sense of the human condition which he lacks
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HE FLEW A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE!?!?
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Tequilaaa!
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kidnap
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Mavoj@maeveojNov 7
How it feels the be the worse at the game ur playing with a group of people
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꩜ GRAY@felidfangNov 6
PICTURE ACQUIRED
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new barista at the coffee shop had knuckle tattoos saying "YAOI" and "YURI" i wish i had asked for a picture of it so bad
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BAYG@therbaygNov 7
i'm good bro
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BAYG (@therbayg) profile pictureBAYG@therbaygOct 6
let's see what all this fuss is about
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‘The Boondocks’ premiered 21 years ago today on Adult Swim.
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王陽@wyang6636Nov 6
水餃を超えて鼠餃。
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imagine going to a random taping of an average late night show only to hear the absolute juiciest rendition of pumped up kicks ever performed
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Sorry but this is now the National Anthem of the United States of America
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✧LAZARUSS✧@LAZARUSS_03Nov 7
comm for @/batass_witch ty soo muuch !! 💗(╹ڡ╹ )
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My job finally sent a guy to come check out the mold that I've been worried about and telling the company about for a year. Turns out its black mold and highly dangerous. HMMMM its almost like I've been saying this AND NO ONE BATTED AN EYE
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Anyways the funny part is the guy immediately said that it affects mood the most. Crazy because not an hour earlier I was telling my boss how angry I have been since I came back to this job. Telling him Ive never been an angry person but the past year I've been full of rage. Hmmm
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Mold update: its way more than we thought. Our ceiling may be fucked
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The faint “oh my God” in the background is killing me 😭
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17 years ago today, Kanye West said this on national TV.
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me at work trying to remind myself to be grateful that I even have a job.
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I think this thing loves me
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