bat is short for batthew

playing ocarina of time for the first time and I’m so bored when does it get good

to everyone who promised to post pole for a blue wave

podcasts are so much better when you can watch them

Testosterone boys (weights) and harlequin girls (wigs). Much to think about.

go brewers

Worst part of baseball is there’s no Beyoncé halftime performance

what if i moved back to milwaukee (as a bit)

the only time ive used an ai chatbot was when i messaged smarterchild on aim in 2003

need to be in a bisexual throuple with the snl uk weekend update anchors

gayest straight people ive ever seen #survivor51

it’s my bday send nudes and/or cash

Who g’d out at the muna concert

i just like colors

A final two of only men should only be allowed if they’re willing to kiss #bb28

something about crystal balls

I was able to paint my nails for the first time since 2013 today so they look like shit but it’s a really nice reminder that I don’t have to go to a job I hate rn and can actually relax and try to be myself for once in 13 years

here have a tit

Grateful to @CBSBigBrother for having the live endurance comp be a veto so it’s a Saturday evening instead of a Thursday late night #bb28