is this thing on?

just caught my boyfriend looking at topgolf day passes, I’ve lost him

The crime The culprit

having a genuine conniption at work because every time I use the seven stall restroom when it’s entirely empty, someone will always come in and sit at the stall right next to mine

I want him to serve a third term

thinking about that time I was arguing with a customer and told them I wanted to go home and they deadass said ‘is going home really more important than providing good customer service?’

weather hits 70+ degrees and that jersey shore summer calls to me like a siren