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DEODORANT. AT. MY. LOCAL. PHARMACY. IS. LOCKED. UP. BECAUSE. OF. MIGRANTS. NOT. BILLIONAIRES.
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People ask how could Indians fuck up global IT infrastructure? The same way they fuck up your coffee order, your Amazon delivery, the same way they cause highway pileups, and generally throw into disrepair everything they touch. They are the calamity, it is what they do. India is the Destroyer of Worlds
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الناس بتتعاطف مع الفقير بشرطين:
- إنه يفضل أقل منهم في كل جوانب الحياة
لا الاقيك لابس زيي ولا بتاكل زي أكلي لازم تحافظ على هيئتك الجربوعة واحس بتفوقي عليك
- إنه يلتزم ببوصلتهم الاخلاقية؛ لأن تعاطفهم مشروط بمدى استحقاقه للمساعدة وفقًا لمعاييرهم، مش بمجرد احتياجه الفعلي ليها
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Nobody tells you how becoming an adult, is just about consistently maneuvering groups of cowards.
Friend groups, co workers, family dynamics… everybody is delusional, liars and terrified of having a backbone.
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No explanation needed. Just a picture of the staff is all that’s necessary.
We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services.
This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions.
Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration.
We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
