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@beanzfromspace
Joined January 2013
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whoever loses fantasy this year has to enlist in the army
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the world is huge tbh im so skinny in comparison
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if u smoke enough weed u can get off the spectrum
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If kirby swallowed me he would inherit the gift of empathy and a love for basketball
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When the boys get hammered together and go home with 0 chicks
Image from Christopher Powers (@CPowers14)
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My buddy’s buddy who I’ve never met before when I pull my vape out
Image from Miscounted Cash Flow (@Miscountedcf)
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Two truths and a lie? Oh. You mean a regular conversation
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Bro your head looks a little flat have you been getting enough tummy time
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BORN TO DAWDLE FORCED TO HASTEN
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vinyl pressing when queen? @ColleenB123
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when they ask me what year the war ended
Image from E.B. 🦇 (@ebhthree)
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Replying to @wooser0
no i have a political career
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BONK
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Replying to @tyler02020202
its so sad when a cow dies because that was one of the girls 🤍🕊️
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lana del rey would love myrtle beach
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ur looking at spotify wrapped but it was you who got played the most this year
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damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue
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“I like your personality” thanks it’s a disorder
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In 2015 I worked as a freelance writer and the US Army asked me to make ads targeted towards high schoolers. Here’s some of my scripts that they rejected
Image from John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp)
Image from John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp)
Image from John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp)
Image from John Kennedy (@FrazzleMyGimp)
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