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This doesn't work because:
-Mickey is popular in a small house.
-They are his friends, not family.
-He's not alone.
-He's making christmas dinner.
-They are wild animals, not criminals.
-Minnie isn't that forgetful, pretty sure she's the least forgetful out of all of them.
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adhd is literally the "can't do anything and fucking suffer" disorder
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain.
If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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Biden refusing to drop out as part of his master plan to create a 2026 blue wave and guaranteed decade of congressional control
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Animation is great and doing a Home Alone riff with Mickey Mouse & Friends is fun, but wouldn’t it have made more sense to use the child version of Max? Not only is the plot of Home Alone built on the protagonist being a child but I would 100% believe Goofy would forget his son.
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?????
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Scene: Donald Trump in the oval office, surrounded by advisors.
Hegseth: "And with the success of Anakin edits and Malfoid, our victory is all but-"
Aide walks into the room and whispers into Trumps ear: "A second voting song has been produced by the gang of gay New Yorkers."
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I wonder if Cumberland Farms, the convenience store chain in New England, is aware that 80% of the gifs related to their brand on gif picker sites are mine and involve Daffy Duck in some way
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Home Alone’s plot worked because Kevin was an overlooked child in a massive family. How does Minnie forget her own boyfriend on a big trip they seemingly planned specifically for him lmao






































