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bi, gnc boy fan of Scott Pilgrim, Nintendo, South Park, Marvel, RDR2, UT/DR, Oneyplays and a bunch more looking for moots/new friends!

Up ur butt
Joined January 2024
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oh my GOD THIS ART IS SO CUTE 😭😭 THEY BOTH LOOK SO PRECIOUS AWW
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When I'm watching the Simpsons and my favorite abusive alcoholic shows up
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Trumps second term
JD Vance's final message before the midterm elections: "Give us another chance"
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This doesn't work because: -Mickey is popular in a small house. -They are his friends, not family. -He's not alone. -He's making christmas dinner. -They are wild animals, not criminals. -Minnie isn't that forgetful, pretty sure she's the least forgetful out of all of them.
Here's the trailer for Mickey's Home Alone! Premiering November 26th on Disney Jr. and next day on Disney+!
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adhd is literally the "can't do anything and fucking suffer" disorder
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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Biden refusing to drop out as part of his master plan to create a 2026 blue wave and guaranteed decade of congressional control
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I...have never felt more seen. ADHD is such a huge struggle but no one truly realizes how bad it is
this guy literally explained how social media infantalizes ADHD and completely ignores the real struggle.
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Mephisto: Mary Jane Watson yams or Aunt May lives Peter Parker if he had any sense:
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19 dollar chatgpt card who wants it? and yes, i am giving it away
Dude it’s fucking over
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Animation is great and doing a Home Alone riff with Mickey Mouse & Friends is fun, but wouldn’t it have made more sense to use the child version of Max? Not only is the plot of Home Alone built on the protagonist being a child but I would 100% believe Goofy would forget his son.
Here's the trailer for Mickey's Home Alone! Premiering November 26th on Disney Jr. and next day on Disney+!
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Replying to @EpicTofuChris
+ William from EGS who translates all my Miku x Ado lyrics 😉
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Scene: Donald Trump in the oval office, surrounded by advisors. Hegseth: "And with the success of Anakin edits and Malfoid, our victory is all but-" Aide walks into the room and whispers into Trumps ear: "A second voting song has been produced by the gang of gay New Yorkers."
THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO WE’RE GONNA VOTE
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since yall wanna be assholes to ben wang bucky dies in doomsday
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I wonder if Cumberland Farms, the convenience store chain in New England, is aware that 80% of the gifs related to their brand on gif picker sites are mine and involve Daffy Duck in some way
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insane that we got the far-right in the national divorce
How it feels as a far-right Nationalist to vote straight-ticket Democrat
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Burger King is gonna have everyone shitting Green 😭
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Praying for yalls toilets
burger king has lost its mind for doomsday
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Fortnite but it's One Piece pacing
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Home Alone’s plot worked because Kevin was an overlooked child in a massive family. How does Minnie forget her own boyfriend on a big trip they seemingly planned specifically for him lmao
Here's the trailer for Mickey's Home Alone! Premiering November 26th on Disney Jr. and next day on Disney+!
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Americans watching the election vote counts on the news instead of grinding for the fortnite pirate token
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