a simple goonette

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Joined June 2014
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Barely wake up and my homeboy just hits me with "waffle house" fucking i guess bro
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No one even asks me anymore they just tell me where I'm going
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When we take joey to the groomer they always give her some new collar or bandana and this time they gave her a lil frilly bow 🥹 oh my baby
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Sigh... i miss when things were like this man.
This image genuinely brings me so much joy
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I'm getting tired of elitism like who cares man let people like/do things if it isn't hurting anybody cringe isn't real
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Every time i see people bitching about the most non-issue things i roll my eyes out of my skull like please get over yourselves
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I lov my friends so much man i could cry
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Fucked up that you can just tell i'm anemic in this pic
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Why does brushing your tongue feel soooooo good man
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That shit is euphoric my tongue will be clean and i'll just keep scratching with it
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Will someone let me peg them for my birthday
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"I've heard so much about what it's like when you're around but it's so funny seeing it in person"
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FOR CONTEXT IT'S JUST ME BEING ROASTED THE WHOLE TIME
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Everyone at this party calling me submissive man what da
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I go pee come back they got sub nicknames for me
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Why did i say this
Pregnant women with heroin addictions got the best pussy
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Every time i take these gas station libido pills i fantasize about fucking a twink in the ass what gay incubus enters my soul in these capsules
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Everytime i hear about a cheating scandal it's always the ugliest dudes and it pisses me off more that women have such low standards to even give them the chance than the man cheating in the first place, like aren't you embarrassed, if they were hot at least it'd make sense
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Now do it skin toned
pants in every color
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I wish i had a beautiful 3 to 4 inch dick
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