I love Jesus, my husband, & our three boys. I spend my days enjoying Star Wars, Batman, & all things boy, but I'll take a pedicure & some fancy sushi any day!
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Joined April 2010
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Becky Ehrlich retweeted
I'm not worried about a second lockdown, because I already know all the best places in my house to cry.
Tonight was not-so-gentle reminder that just because the baby sleeps through the night doesn’t mean the other two boys will. I hate the stomach flu.
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Based solely on my experience so far today with just my TWO school-age children, public school teachers already deserve another two weeks off.
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Becky Ehrlich retweeted
So over at the VA they had to replace it with a plastic one and it ain’t as strong. So I don’t know if I oughta go sailin’ down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
Our four year old, shouting from the bathroom, “I’m peeing in the toilet’s mouth! Because he drinks pee!” 🙈
Becky Ehrlich retweeted
We are excited to announce that we are now accepting applications for our 2020 Summer internship. Applications can be found at thepearlhouse.org/get-involv… and are DUE NOVEMBER 10TH.
Made it nearly 7 years without a DIY haircut. Thought we were in the clear, but I guess that’s still a pretty good run. #hidethescissors
“No, remember? I’m a lost doggie on the moon that doesn’t need a space helmet to breath!” -M
“Oh my gosh! My robot leg!!! I’ve been looking for that for like 7000 years!” -C
#stuffmykidssayintheplayroom
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C: Mom! The fridge is making its own snow!
Me: It is? That’s pretty amazing.
C: Yeah, come look! These strawberries have snow growing on them!
Me: ...that’s mold. Please don’t touch them. 🤦🏻♀️
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My four year old says he does things “by accident” and it warms the cockles of this grammar nerd’s heart.
But if you try to get him to stop saying hangurbers or sunscream, we might have to fight.
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