becky (she/her)

trying to show my mum a merlin and arthur x hadestown yearning tiktok and got the notification that dan and phil just posted. the call is coming from inside the house

who are the men and why are they all in gitus????

attractive irish man in a confessional booth asking to be seduced… i’ve seen this before #TheTraitors

kid at my work was drawing catnap from poppy playtime and i said “oh is that catnap” and he said “how do you know that” and i did not explain that i watched dan and phil play it

to the person in worthing dome cinema who yelled “WOOOOOOO FUCKING HELL” after the button of no good deed- thank you for saying what we were all thinking

opened the door to a tiny little girl trick or treating (i was dressed like a pirate) and she goes “you’re so beautiful “ THIS IS WHY I LOVE KIDS SO MUCH

people once again trying to make it out like rachel is public enemy number one while her concert presale is so popular it breaks the website. the dichotomy is exhuasting at this point

andrew saw this and did it for me

good morning i’m a grown woman giggling on the train to my adult job at dan and phil finally talking about sharing a bed

when i say dan and phil was a big deal for younger me- this was my fucking instagram bio at 14

i have waited 8 years for taylor to start using bass and drums again and it’s like heaven #Lifeofashowgirl

people getting mad about a rumour that they’re going to gender swap a character in HARRY POTTER… you couldn’t make this shit up

rainbow high is really good but WHERE is that cunty guitar after “you’re not decorating a girl for a night on the town”

rachel zegler’s concert selling out instantly… where were you when we were in the fucking trenches during snow white????

just made my family watch whiplash: mum goes “is it normal to be really nervous and uncomfortable?” OH YES IT FUCKING IS ENJOY THE RIDE

the fucking funniest thing could be about to happen at the women’s tennis in washington dc

i have this professor at university who is about 70, extremely posh, smokes a pipe and wears a cape, and i saw him yesterday wearing a protect the dolls pin badge. when i say he is my hero

i’m SORRY who was going to tell me @danny_robins creator of my favourite podcast wrote YOUNG DRACULA ON CBBC??? king of the spook

the tension between an old helena bonham carter film and italy why is girl always in italy