@beefycloud

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Joined December 2012
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A little Italian in my blood... a little Hispanic in my name... a little burquena in my attitude... just the way I was raised 🤷🏽‍♀️
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*watches low cortisol videos on 3X speed*
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@_ayandamayOct 2
Just saw a woman say she’s going to start bringing laxatives to bars because men just leave their drinks unattended and if we don’t get to feel safe doing something because of them, they shouldn’t get to either.
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The first time I heard Magic Stick by Lil Kim was at an Anchor Blue
ᗪOᒪᒪᗩᖇ ᕼOTᗪOG ᑎIGᕼT@beefycloudSep 19
Walked in to John Brooks and the woman working there was on the phone with someone and she said “we roast green chile, not red” “no, only green” “that’s right”
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Walked in to John Brooks and the woman working there was on the phone with someone and she said “we roast green chile, not red” “no, only green” “that’s right”
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wtf was that store that was in the Montgomery shopping center and it was kinda like pacsun but different? Ty
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chaotic memes
@memechaoticAug 24
Just show me please.
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What ever happened to stick stickly?
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@snoopymemoriessAug 13
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Did they change the instagram font bc kids can’t read cursive?
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Respectful Memes
@RespectfulMemesAug 4
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ꨄ︎ rain.@anxietyatrestAug 4
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Got floated to med/surg and I forgot my headphones AND my library card needs to be renewed AND I’m trying to stay off social media. So wtf am I supposed to do?
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got floated to the ER and i still don’t understand why everything smells like pee
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Mom: “I need you to remove an app on my phone that’s showing me really ugly pictures” Me: “what’s it called” Mom: “idk” 😐
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It was Facebook stories 🤦🏻‍♀️
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“Nobody wants to be a priest anymore” -lady at the next table over
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If I die please erase my calculator history
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Girl, his balls are purple
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This man is playing candy crush with full volume on my flight 🫠
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