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I'll read the comments so you don't have to. It's OK. You're not crazy, that's just how twitter makes you feel. ChemE, navy nuke, water treatment, whig

Joined February 2014
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omg. It's my woman
and I'm not going to be shy about it.
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Daughter says she hates geometry a couple weeks ago. Comes to me today "Is it possible for a line to intersect more than once" "Sure, you just need a non euclidean geometry (have her imagine a sphere and the two intersections)" Could see the lightbulbs of interest go off
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Break out the non-euclidean drugs kids. We're getting Peter Watt's vampires!
Tucker Carlson: “Right angles do not exist in nature.” 🥴
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Discussion at home Wife: Should Danny join adaptative hockey? Daught: Yeah, then he'd have to wear a mullet! *evil grin* Dad: *Asks grok what that'll look like* Huh.
🤖 Made with AI
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Three cheers for the end of the Nader era
Bipartisan permitting reform bill + Dems winning in pro-growth states + CA election results + NYC ballot prop successes may have finally at long last turned the page on the Nader era, our long, national nightmare is over (Also, you’re a self-absorbed POS racist, Ralph)
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I'm seeing a non zero amount of posts that assume Trump will change. I assume these people haven't met many 80 year olds
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I do hope the first thing the new congress tries to push is stripping a lot of presidential emergency powers. The rest probably needs to be good government stuff. Trump will veto most of it, but I'd hope they'd keep the contrast bright
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I would not have expected that. Dates from 2002, but I'd be intrigued to see if it still holds
Of unhappily married people who stayed together, two-thirds called the same marriage happy five years later. Of the very unhappy who stayed, nearly 8 in 10. Divorced individuals were no happier. Most rough patches are just patches. The rational move is usually to push through. Study: healthymarriageinfo.org/wp-c…
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Credit where it's due
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Holy cow. I can't believe a dem pulled off a literal culture war red meat ad like that.
If Scott Colom wins MS, with almost no national level support, it would probably be because of this most brilliant ad out of the entire campaign cycle. “Pick another protein?!”
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Belli retweeted
For all of the president’s bluster, we’ve been routinely holding free and fair elections in his second term in which his party’s candidates have often been getting clobbered, all without incident. A great tribute to the professionals who run our decentralized elections
One thing I absolutely did not have on my bingo card is this year’s post-election discourse being the most civil, least conspiratorial discourse in at least a decade
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Everyone's going to point to the various Trump failures, but I think his biggest failure is the one that's going to be common to most populist types: You don't run a country the size of the US like a personal fiefdom. You need competent people below you to make sure things are getting done. If you don't have some organization to tap into to get that from, life is going to be hard. You might be able to get those people if serving you brings honor But if all you've got to offer is money and prestige, man are you going to bring in the wrong people.
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In the old days, we used to say things like "A man's handshake is his promise", and folks who violated that paid a price, and folks who followed it were at least somewhat safe when the tides shifted. As we've hurried up and broke things, I don't think those rules apply anymore
This had me in tears 😂😂😂
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He probably could've gotten away with a smaller number of the things he did, but I think the casual dickery is what really did it. Normal people like to feel at least a little honorable.
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Listening to a post mortem with Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, et al and they mentioned how people could say "retard" et al again, and how that was a big win for speech. Fine as that goes, but then they never mentioned Trump as the cause of all this It's own speech restriction
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Ooof, Missisipi (off the needle tracker)
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The sycophants who enabled Trump will now be desperately scrambling like Paul Rudd in Anchorman to wash off the stink, and they won’t be able to because all of their groveling and gaslighting is on video or preserved online. They need to be banished to political outer darkness.
In 2028 there can be no seat at the table for those responsible for tonight.
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As always, the only way out of a Brechtian problem remained and remains when the people choose to dissolve themselves and elect another
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Respect for owning and not doubling down Some green shoots out there
Does anyone know a recipe for a tie? Should I marinate it?
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Belli retweeted
Commander Adama watching your base's commissary food spoil because you connected your freezers to the internet
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