Jason Goes to Hell retweeted
I don't even feel you really have to call celebrating Lula's victory as libbing out since he's a committed leftist and this election was about like planetary survival
Jason Goes to Hell retweeted
Remember finding out your teacher's first name and weaponizing it, or was I just a little shit?
Any time I think I’ve reached the end of my rope I remember there are people out there paying money to continue playing candy crush
Jason Goes to Hell retweeted
Why is it that the minute i set foot in a TJ maxx i feel like im having a life-threatening cardiac emergency
Jason Goes to Hell retweeted
I fear we’re moments away from hearing Donald Trump say the word “Turnstile”
Jason Goes to Hell retweeted
that's why analog smokers are so much classier. they endure suffering a vaper will never know.
Jason Goes to Hell retweeted
my nickname in grade school was tomagotchi bc if i didn’t get enough attention i’d shit myself and die
Jason Goes to Hell retweeted
the wilco dads of today pave the way for the mj lenderman dads of tomorrow
















