Not A. Doctor, M.D.

Communism, Hell
Joined October 2018
You just know Elon had cards against humanity packed to take to the island
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I don't even feel you really have to call celebrating Lula's victory as libbing out since he's a committed leftist and this election was about like planetary survival
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Remember finding out your teacher's first name and weaponizing it, or was I just a little shit?
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Einstein JOI: Cum whenever. Time is an illusion.
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any music can be Shoegaze if you’re too autistic to make eye contact
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They’re coming to get you, Barbara
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i have adhd it’s essential i have access to wifi
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veruca salt lowk didn’t need that golden ticket
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hurting people back will not heal your pain
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smokin that shit that makes you keep tweeting with 0 likes
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yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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Any time I think I’ve reached the end of my rope I remember there are people out there paying money to continue playing candy crush
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Why is it that the minute i set foot in a TJ maxx i feel like im having a life-threatening cardiac emergency
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I fear we’re moments away from hearing Donald Trump say the word “Turnstile”
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that's why analog smokers are so much classier. they endure suffering a vaper will never know.
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my nickname in grade school was tomagotchi bc if i didn’t get enough attention i’d shit myself and die
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All of this self-awareness is giving me diarrhea
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Sure right after they kill their whole family first
Homens literalmente se matam mais que mulheres
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We are the Waxahatchee daughters of the Wilco dads you couldn’t burn
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the wilco dads of today pave the way for the mj lenderman dads of tomorrow
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White people be like I’m seeing Wilco with my parents tonight
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