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I'm sure I'm not the only one who keeps asking myself, "What if Jared Kushner needed just 3 more months to create an everlasting peace in the Middle East?"
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Contactless delivery. Or as my wife calls it, married sex.
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HUMAN DISCOVERIES premieres tonight at 6pm PT! Huge congrats to two guys who continue proving just how similar they are to these people from 10,000 years ago. Evolution schmevolution @chrisebruno dlee008 instagram.com/p/Bz_dD4cHyFl/…
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#dave520 truly the most tremendous group of humans assembled anywhere ever. Well done Janice. #5806… instagram.com/p/257zqUrF33/
Told you I saw Tom Brady's balls!! amp.twimg.com/v/77071f5c-4cd…
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So jazzed for Ted2 I'm already thinking about Ted3
Sundance Saw #ToysHouse last night it was great! congrats to all -now we Park City shred it on the mountain. hell yeah! So beautiful !
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BOOM "The MVP here is Chris Galletta's script, which is as knowing of teen emotions as it is acidly funny." bit.ly/10JLPCq #toyshouse
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#toyshouse premiere!! What a hilarious, heart felt, goonies-stand-by-me-film for our gen @ Park City Library instagr.am/p/UsZYk8qrpu/
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oscar news finally reached us here in the pen. we generally feel like streep is an icon, but viola davis did more with less
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i feel like it takes a lot of hubris to even conceive of a park like this
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muldoon's propecia just arrived #toolittletoolate
Can't figure which novelty ice cream to buy
Entering elevator in FL is like Mills discovering the 'sloth' murder in Se7en
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Does Charmin use cartoon bears in their commercials because of the old rhetorical question, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
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Just thinking--if Rooney Mara married Andy Rooney, she'd be nuts.
@KimReynolds1: I feel okay offering myself up to the hurricane gods now. #thedvrismybestfriend #vmas yfrog.com/kgphnigj