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Ben Sasse

@BenSasse

football addict, uber driver, 2x college pres, 2x NYT bestseller, 2x US senator (most primary votes & most censured in Nebr history),100+stitches,hideous teeth

Joined June 2013
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C’mon Man! it’s football, dude…
The Giants Report (@GiantsReport1) profile pictureThe Giants Report
@GiantsReport1Oct 25
Holy shit it actually happened. Thought this was football.
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America’s best days may in fact be behind us, I fear…
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.
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#TeethBadEnoughToEatCarrotFromTheWrongSideOfaChickenWireFence
J.J. (@euphorobotics) profile pictureJ.J.
@euphoroboticsOct 10
Replying to @BenSasse @stoolpresidente
I once went to a Cornhuskers game and bought Runza from this guy with Bugs Bunny teeth. Nice fella!
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Mr. Xhp7b- You seem nice. #LoveYourPassion
Jack (@Jackxhp7b) profile pictureJack@Jackxhp7bOct 20
Replying to @BenSasse @p_m_robinson
You worked for the healthcare lobby, you are definitely a friend of the devil. And the drug war, you are a soulless demon actually, a charlatan hypocrite. Your American story of selling your soul to devils will end on a legacy of spineless corruption. You lied for a living
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Public service is hard, but clearly these guys have the chops for it. #DadJokeCategory
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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Mysterious Chinhair Loss Plagues Missouri: Doctors Hate This One Easy Trick
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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they call it the Race of the 19th Century
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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When they say the Civil War was brother against brother, this is what I imagine it looked like—>
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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it’s a chemo day, so let’s have some fun… Caption contest for this Missouri House race. Whatchya got?
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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.@p_m_robinson - I always had my suspicions, but didn’t expect the receptionist in my infusion lab to be such a zealot about confirming it—>
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Hey @stoolpresidente - i’m not sure, but you might say that the #Huskers crowd just produced four points…
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteOct 9
I want it on the record I like the people of Nebraska. Nobody has been more of a #Gbr guy than me . The Big 10 needs a good Nebraska They just have been bad for so long its impossible to say it’s currently a tough place to play. Maybe back in the Osborne days but now? Not so much. Maybe that changes tomorrow
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you’re on morphine
Casey Mattox (@CaseyMattox_) profile pictureCasey Mattox
@CaseyMattox_Oct 9
Replying to @BenSasse
Still Harambe’s ghost in the window. Am I the only one who sees this?
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Don’t know. But he used to be superfast. (Eventually Gallagher beat him, but for a bunch of yrs, the junior senator from Arkansas was known as “The Wheels of Congress”)
John Coktoastone (@JohnSingalinden) profile pictureJohn Coktoastone@JohnSingalindenOct 9
Replying to @BenSasse
Can Cotton ball? Seems tall.
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…until my dying breath.
Duval County Resident (@matthewwerth) profile pictureDuval County Resident@matthewwerthOct 9
Replying to @BenSasse
Random Question as I watch the Bucs…..do you play fantasy football?
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no comment
Leonard Goodnight (@LennyGoodnight) profile pictureLeonard Goodnight@LennyGoodnightOct 8
Replying to @BenSasse
You’ve got weird toes.
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“excluded middle”
Lonnie (@skinsnbirds) profile pictureLonnie@skinsnbirdsOct 8
Replying to @BenSasse
The photos or the diarrhea?
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#SchumerWithaGiantBlunt for the win…
Miranda Muzik (@MMuzik30) profile pictureMiranda Muzik@MMuzik30Oct 8
Replying to @BenSasse
I remember one of those photo shoots
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(I definitely regret this)
John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) profile pictureJohn Frankensteiner@JFrankensteinerOct 8
Imagine posing for some embarrassing stock photo work just to make a few bucks. “These photos go into enormous databases,” they tell you. “No one will ever see them.” Then you wake up one random October day to find yourself as Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Guy
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I dunno and i’m no doctor, but maybe…and just hear me out…maybe it’s the CHEMOTHERAPY?!
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yes
LFM (@punk_house55) profile pictureLFM
@punk_house55Sep 27
Are you asleep?
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