@bentolate

pop culture/stantwt | 21 | Arianator

 Unemployment land
Joined September 2022
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Dropped my steel water bottle in class today, and it sounded like I just nuked the place
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When I give someone life advice, I always add “idk” at the end in case it ruins their life, so it’s not my fault
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When someone dressed up as ''the smoker beside two gays kissing'' 😭
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@petaltrinOct 24
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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How I be in any situation life throws at me, cause I have no serious bone in my body:
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This is how it feels to be a university student during october -november
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Just got my 15th tweet over 100k likes
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Just saw gay porn video with 125k likes on this app, some of y’all are lying about your sexuality
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I love gay Halloween because what you mean you’re “the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face”😭
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So this is lowkey blowing up. Credit to @ponkcharmingg on TikTok for the first screenshot
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My cousin just canceled our sunday hangout to go to church with her new boyfriend
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Me 10 minutes after saying I don’t like to talk about people
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Opening twitter every day just to tweet some bullshit
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When I offer to pay for my friend’s food and they start using words like “large,” “double,” and “extra.”
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''After much thought, BTS has decided to disband''
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I can feel the seasonal depression slowly creeping in
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Just got 100 views and 0 likes on my first tweet, day officially ruined
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So about that...
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AHJFBABFABHJ they played
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“Jay-Z has picked Jay-Z to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show.”
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Asking someone for there WiFi password feels like a humiliation ritual
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