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independent researcher in old men studies

20+, MDNI!!!
Joined October 2026
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being a flop chud genuinely saves me so much time no one comes to my profile to say shit about shane or jon
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alternative universe where shane finds love instead of death will never not be my favorite thing to fantasize about
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not even exaggerating i need him to put my life in danger
need him to fuck me in a way that makes me afraid of him
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whenever i see shane concepts in here i love y’alls brain so much
when someone understands your favorite character/ship better than you and creates the best headcanons for them
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“f*ck the police” bitch i’m trying
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(i cancelled his vote that’s why they lost in georgia btw you should all thank me)
guys my republican bf is like super angry right now what do you suggest i do to calm him down???? (this is him btw)
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for a country i don’t live in mind you
watching election numbers come in for states i don’t live in
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guys my republican bf is like super angry right now what do you suggest i do to calm him down???? (this is him btw)
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watching red states turn blue while being stuck with tarcísio as my governor makes me sick to my stomach
Watching states that were never blue turning blue knowing damn well here the 2027 elections are gonna be between Hitler vs super Hitler
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jesus fucking christ i’m fucking sick
he always looks so good!!!
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idk what is about this video im feeling genuinely diseased… my heart rate went up and everything
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father frank castle on the tl making me think even more about this crackship toxic authoritarian frank x young impressionable naive jud when
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second attempt at sims shane 🤪 (i’m really bad with faces if you guys can give me actual directions on what to change i appreciate it
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gonna remake shane on the sims my face blindness is NOT WINNING THIS TIME
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i wish i could block every single private account on twitter and delete all my tweets with priv quotes
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if anything is going to make me leave this app someday is this fucking stupid feature WHY is someone allowed to display my tweet and say stuff about it and there’s no way for me to even know what they are saying what a stupid joke
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i’m slightly faceblind so cut me some slack pls
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not like, extremely traumatic or anything but i was so scared of the cheese episode (that’s so raven) once i accidentally watched like 20 seconds and i hid beneath my bed SOBBING for what felt like hours
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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shane walsh f*cking your virgin ass because you told him that you’re too scared to get pregnant, he’s not willing to wear a condom so this is your best option. “it’s okay if it hurts, baby. you’ll get use to it”
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“look at you, sweetheart. so damn proud of yourself for takin’ your dad’s cock like a big girl. want me t’pat your head too? huh? want daddy to give you a gold star?”
oh to be praised in a condescending tone, like you’re poking fun at me but not too much.. i might cry
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