Paid crisis actor.Specialist in looking injured in disaster zones,playing an under suspicion family member.
Manchester
Joined February 2009
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Mad that they took over 8 hours to convict Russell Brand. If I were on the jury I would have told them I'd made my mind up over 15 years ago and shown them an episode of Ponderland. 15 mins tops and home early.
Having a sneaky peek under the previous owner's shitty stair carpet to reveal original wood. Oh lawdy there's going to be some sandin' and varnishin' goin' on soon for me yeehaw!
Rick retweeted
No we wouldn't, been there done that and got our arses kicked 9 ways of Sunday, and at the time our defence spending was 9% of GDP
My genuine first thought was that I didn't know that was what a turkey's house was called
Rock collapse kills two in Turkey's Cappadocia, local media reports bbc.in/4z8hfTz
That Last one Laughing Reece Sheersmith bit gave me absolute ROFL belly laughs on the floor laughing but now it's all over Facebook and everywhere and the basics are sharing it so it's ruined.
This is in my line of vision and all I can think of is a pervert coming in and running off with it and ending up in the local paper
I like to think of him standing in front of an altar, a line of people in front of him, giving them out like holy communion
Monk on Caldey Island gave naked photos of himself to visitors bbc.in/4dXa09b
