Joined January 2011
They’re gonna repo Freddie Freeman’s veneers
When the Mark Walter fines come through and the Dodgers can’t pay their ten billion dollars in deferred contracts and go bankrupt and are forced to dissolve >>>>
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Matt Stafford gets all his power from his veneers
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my toe ring still hasn’t arrived how am I supposed to enjoy my summer
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It’s think of me Thursday. Please do not think of anything beside me. Thank you.
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I think my biggest trauma stems from me not being tagged to do the als ice bucket challenge
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Saturday night in your thirties: reading David Copperfield magic trick explanations online
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Betsy poop retweeted
why would I date a pro athlete when I could just date a normal dude who “would’ve” been a pro athlete if he didn’t fuck up his knee
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spending our parents day off by making Jamie listen to the entirety of Jagged Little Pill
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Betsy poop retweeted
i am a hater first and a beautiful beautiful woman second
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do u think Beyoncé pours over her photos to pick her IG 10 like the rest of us
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so #thank full this thanksgiving
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Replying to @Braves
Keep going @Braves!
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3yo son bolted up this morning and excitedly asked if it was the weekend. Burst into tears when I told him it wasn’t. How do I tell him that it’s like this… forever lol
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Jamie said he thinks there’s a very good chance Shohei comes to the Braves lmao
Jamie just said he thinks Kevin Durant wants to play for the Hawks SMH
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39 weeks pregnant idgaf what my kid does in public
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this morning jamie woke up and said his first thought was "baby gronk rizzed up livvy"
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i wonder what it's like to not be in a terminally online relationship
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