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Functional is the way.

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Joined April 2016
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So easy to trigger Rust programmers 😂 Rust is a good language, but C is what you use for optimal performance on bare metal. With great power comes great responsibility.
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All those years of refusing to learn Excel, Word and PowerPoint is about to pay off
Starting to roll out today: Claude Whiteboards, Claude Sheets and Claude Data. Think a plan through on a board, build a tracker in a sheet, and tell a story with your data.
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Hehe... Intel Boobs
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Baby Boomer conversations in 2026 over a call Person A: Hello Person B: Hello Person A: Hello Person B: Hello Person A: Hello Person B: Hello Person B: Hello Hello Person A: Hello Hello Hello
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Real men manage their own memory
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“From a one-paragraph prompt, Claude Fable 5.2 designed three working electronic devices” Electrical engineers right now:
During pre-release testing, Claude Fable 5.2 and Claude Mythos 5.2 worked on ambitious projects in many different fields. Here are a few. From a one-paragraph prompt, Fable 5.2 designed three working electronic devices, including this home voice assistant hub.
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BREAKING: Kumaraswamy claims to possess pen drive evidence of NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang having an affair.
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“software engineers are cooked” “yes they are” “btw have you written any software?” “no” “me neither”
Varun Mayya: “Software is on its way out. Or software engineers are on their way out.” “Definitely not worth $250 billion of the exports we do now. Everyone sees it. The writing is on the wall.”
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Now I know why Apple is bringing touch laptops. My dad is using my MacBook Air like an iPad.
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Wow the iPhone can truly do everything now besides last the full day on one charge
This is actually genius. iPhone Duo just became the best proposal device ever made.
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Things people do to open Data Centers in India. SMH.
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Modiji to Trump 😭
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The race between GTA VI and WW3 is getting neck and neck
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guess which india i’m more likely to see when i step out? call out the government not the people that depict reality.
How Uncharted How COD MW4 showed India showed India
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steve jobs rolling in his grave rn
We’re glowing with excitement over the new MacBook Pro. You’ve gotta touch it to believe it.
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Apple Focus might be one of the worst features ever. Game Mode activates when you play and stays on for hours after you stop. Reading Focus activates when you read and forgets to stop when you’re done. It’s called Smart Activation. The only thing not activating is the smart part.
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I genuinely believe one of the reasons the internet was 'better' back then is everyone that posted/created on it did it for the love of the game, whether it be entertainment, trolling, whatever - nobody did it for money and corporations didn't touch it, so it was more organic
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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Understanding is the noblest of pursuits. People who actively strive to understand are pushing against uncertainty. People who give up on understanding are willingly falling into chaos.
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FMEA is one of the greatest tools I learnt this year. FMEA is basically identifying failure modes. Assess severity, occurrence,and detectability. Mitigate risks before they turn to incidents. Why isn't it part of Software Engineering? Software Engineering is the most broken field
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Gross incompetency from Indian certificate authority eMudhra. You had one job: generate a 384 bit private keys and instead you used: 4, 56, 66, 115, 155, 156, 230, and 237. This allows attackers to issue certificates for any websites. Embarrassing that it’s a family business run by largely computer illiterate people. Only 1 of the 3 have a remotely computer-related background and even they never actually worked a technical job in their life. If you look at the LinkedIn, their tech team is young, from tier 3 education and paid sort of bottom barrel. Imagine how many attacks you can design with AI given the existence of this genre of gross negligence.
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