Brittany Haviland

Nothing ruins a song like making it first on your workout playlist for an extended amount of time.

Just to clear up any rumors you might have heard about snow. 0%.

T-Mobile asking if I’m interested in their internet service when I’m calling about a broken phone.

“We don’t do well with movies that are gonna win awards. We should probably stay away from them.” -group consensus

When your dad decides to look in the back of the bookshelf… #homeforchristmas

Wakes up to noises in the kitchen. Bangs head on top bunk. #homeforchristmas

Emails on Wednesday: “Cyber Monday ends tonight!”

“If I type your name into the Twitter, does it bring up your Twits?” -mom

“I already ate all of the Milk Duds.” -mom on Halloween eve

When @taylorswift13 watches tape, it’s called a premiere.

I was just asked what Kelce’s last name is. 🤦🏻 Please forgive all Swifties partaking in their first football event.

I will never age out of telling my mom I got my flu shot.

Opens a Sharpie once

Happy @kellyclarkson on the @TODAYshow & @HodaAndJenna to all who celebrate!

Super tight security for my scooter in 30 Rock. Best in the biz.

Me on Tuesday: “I’m so glad tomorrow’s Friday.”

When you’re more exhausted watching @taylorswift13 than Taylor Swift is being Taylor Swift. #ErasTour

Can confirm 86% of people on this flight hit their heads when getting out of their seats. #data

I need everyone to fully appreciate the greatness @KellyClarkson has already delivered with this upcoming album. Please research. #chemistry #5for5

I need the NYC skies to clear up ASAP because @taylorswift13 weekdays here. #TSTheErasTour