Sell awesome booze @Luvians, write about awesome booze @FermentHQ, drink awesome booze anywhere. Watch intermittently awesome football at Firhill.

St Andrews
Joined February 2009
The worst aspect of the this Ryder Cup is that I am forced to watch Patrick Cantlay. He should be shown exclusively on a delay with footage only cutting to him when he starts his backswing. The worst guy for fannying around over a ball since Sergio. #RyderCup
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On a train to Edinburgh a mere 5 hours before gates open for Oasis. Sharing a vestibule (every seat & aisle space gone, last saw the conductor 30 minutes ago) with 22 people. It is like being transported back to high school, but everyone looks like melted candles.
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Outerwear Bless Scotland, only 5 people have actually worn a second layer in this scorching 57 degree heat 1 x Malbon Golf Hoodie 1 x Leather Jacket 1 x Superdry Canvas Jacket 1 x Barbour International Lemon Yellow Waterproof 1 x Cream Tailored Jacket (our classy Mum)
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Up Top Slightly gutted to find only two bucket hats and one tweed flat cap in the group, but delighted to report… Oasis Goth is wearing an all black bucket hat. Is there an official name for the biker boots, jeans, Oasis t-shirt, leather jacket, bucket hat (all black) aesthetic?
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Just passed a hairdresser in Montrose called DOO OR DYE and I feel like every pun shop name in Scotland should just close down right now, for they have been weighed, they have been measured and they have absolutely, been found wanting. #shoppuns
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When I tried to argue with my daughter that while I was definately a nerd, I wasn’t a massive nerd has been significantly undermined by the photo she just sent me of the books on my bedside table…
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Honestly think this is our finest Christmas jumper work yet!
Dram of the Day 342 - Christmas Jumper Day 11 Glen Scotia Icons of Campbeltown #2 – 14yo Peated Barolo Cask (70cl @ 56.8%) In store for £89.99 YOU SHALL NOT PASS UP THIS DRAM!   Seriously though, this is an oily, smoky, fruity, salty, funky dram - Campbeltown at its best!
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Reflecting on a good, but challenging 2024, reminiscing about some great (and not great) wines and waxing lyrical about Riesling & Sherry. Also comparing myself to champagne, because no one else will! 🤣
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American Football in the snow is possibly the greatest sport on Earth. They play all games in domes held at -5, fans blowing 30mph winds & snow machines. #SF #BUF
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Some of my finest work for National Poetry Day beautifully edited by Edie to fit Twitter’s character limit. #NationalPoetryDay
Gordon & MacPhail Connoisseurs Choice MacDuff 2009 Available for £90.00 What a gorgeous dram from Gordon & MacPhail This Macduff is golden and pale, The nose- vanilla & tropical fruit. The palate of citrus & spice is a hoot. It's so very good, and some's still for sale!
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39 pallets shifted from the back store @Luvians onto the street by 9:30am for the post summer collection is a hell of a way to get your cardio & weights in of a morning. 🏃‍♂️ 💪 Quick Govan shower in the world’s smallest sink, change of shirt and ready for doors open!
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I have long been banned from accompanying the small humans that live in my house to their first day of the new school year, but they do grudgingly agree to send a selfie at the gates. Welcome to S3 & S5 you utter brilliant and totally mental duo!
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All that intense yoga really paying off 🤣 Great rum though, thanks to @FloatingRumShac for the sample, full notes here instagram.com/p/C-qWZq-OH-_/…
#Dramoftheday – Foursquare Exceptional Cask Selection Mark XXV - Equipoise (70cl @ 61%) - £95 Spiced, poached pers, baked apples, and dark chocolate souffle. Notes of fruit, spice & rum you get from the soaked raisins used to make our Rum & Raisin ice cream #barbados #foursquare
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Archie’s favourite ride at the Lammas Market is a giant disc that spins fast enough to pin you back in your seat (but not far enough to stop you sliding several feet to either side regularly). Called ‘Pump It Up’ if features zero safety restraints whatsoever and is ‘the best’
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Feel Chris & I have absolutely killed the best dressed couple at Whisky Fringe this year! Smart Suiting ✔️ On Brand Accessories ✔️ Big Hero Six Trousers ✔️ @LovelyLiquids @berrybrosrudd @No3Gin @HineCognacs #whiskyfringe
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Flicking through my Dad’s vinyl on a recent visit brought up a a pretty rough comparison between the first album I ever bought with my own money and the first album my Dad ever bought with his own money… #kylie #thebeatles #whitealbum
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This is going to be awesome, you should come if you can.
Tomorrow night, join our resident Riesling über-nerd @bigairch for an epic tasting of 6 wildly different styles of what he calls ‘the greatest grape conceived by humanity’. Tickets are just £15, 7pm start, we’ll see you there. #31daysofgermanriesling
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