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dad told me if I get good grades this year Gigachad and Gigafly will come to my birthday
Octavio Augusto retweeted
>leftist director makes a anti-fascist show
>accidentally creates the greatest fascist propaganda tool of the past century
How does it keep happening?
Octavio Augusto retweeted
La tía de una amiga dice "Mija no meta plata en un negocio hasta que no vea un jesuita"
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I hate when a girl flexes me dming her on instagram, like bitch you're talking to claude code.
Octavio Augusto retweeted
Žižek reflecting on his marriage with Argentine model Analia Hounie:
"She only wanted me for my Slovak citizenship"
Octavio Augusto retweeted
Soy un incel honesto y admito que si tuve mujeres que me quisieron pero las rechacé porque soy un moid hipergamico
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>Man goes off to college
>Decides he wants an Asian gf
>"Hmm, some tattoos and weird piercings but that's ok
"Wait, some of her behaviors are off"
"Whoa, hold on - did you get an Asian gf or a steppe nomad gf?"
"What's the difference?"
Explain the difference to him with charts and graphs
"Oh no, she's a good girlfriend"
She's a steppe nomad
Octavio Augusto retweeted
From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil
Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One..
Yet still, they rejected him…
Why?
Because he was more powerful than them
Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny
Instead they:
-forbid him to reproduce
-allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people”
-watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate
-traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect
They got what they deserved.
Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader
Octavio Augusto retweeted
Normies descubren que todas sus bromas y memes están en hilos de 4chan de 2017
Octavio Augusto retweeted
Fans de Chile por moda: CHILE PAÍS PRIMERMUNDISTA, ES EL PAÍS MÁS DESARROLLADO DE LATINOAMÉRICA, NO TIENE COMPARACIÓN
Fans reales de Chile: Chilindia está gagá
Octavio Augusto retweeted
Ohh que son fomes pa hablar las minas, la mina más entretenida que conoces es más fome que tu amigo más fome
Fans discovered Clavicular’s (Braden Peters) old Instagram account from years ago 😳
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Clavicular (Braden Peters) has not confirmed the shown Instagram as his. He has publicly verified a different 2023 gym account as his own.
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