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QotD: "Why do they say we haven't invented teleportation devices yet? A book will transport you anywhere!"
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Great job by NC State tonight, and through all the ACC Tournament! A truly fun game to watch, unless you’re a Tar Heel fan.
Congratulations are in order for @RobertDowneyJr for being one of just nine former SNL cast members to be nominated for an Academy Award, and for being the very first to take home an Oscar.
While I am thankful that YouTube TV now gives me the opportunity to watch four football games at once on a split screen, they ought to give me the option to select which four games to watch, rather than the canned options.
#firstworldproblems
Let me tell you what: it is absolutely NOT the last day to get your free bottle of magic Keto-no-exercise-needed-burn-fat-in-your-sleep-miracle-weight-loss gummies as-seen-on-Oprah-or-Shark-Tank-or-somesuch.
If the LSU Middle LB Baskerville doesn’t have the nickname Hound, there’s something wrong.
#SirArthurConanDoyle #LSUvsAuburn
@TKLittles Wait, so Mr. Tony has a merged Head and Heart line on his right hand? So do I (both hands, actually).
All my life, I thought Ska was the melding of Reggae and Rock. But according to every crossword puzzle and Wikipedia, Ska came first, and THEN Reggae.
#mindblown @indefenseofska
So, how much longer will the LA Formerly-Known-As #StaplesCenter be the #CryptoBros Arena?
Maybe the Big Ten should have welcomed the St. Peter’s Peacocks instead of Rutgers. #NCAATournament #MarchMadness
In the @Nissan ad where the Maryland Terrapin speeds past other school mascots, they really missed the opportunity to have the other driver be the SDSU Jackrabbit!
#NCAATournament #MarchMadness
Not long after we introduced our 14yo to Good Will Hunting (with both Ben and Casey Affleck starring), she asked: Have they done an AFLAC commercial?
Seems like something @MaximumEffort could and should pull off.
When will the talking heads on all the sports shout hot take shows wake up to the fact that the CFB Playoff Selection Committee ranks teams SPECIFICALLY TO GENERATE HOT TAKES?
#CFBPlayoff #truth
If you have a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell.
Watch a Mississippi State game.
#BamavsMSU