P'za Leo

The sent illuminating from your earring back Can change everything

Which phone number is the most popular? 867-5309 917-16049311 Or 281-330-8004

Maaaaaaaan The smell of yo dog should not be lingering outside of your apartment

4 fried Oreos for $60 ? Maaaaaan

Lackawanna blues Doesn’t get spoken about enough

If you are short and your scalp stinks just know that the tall are aware of your atrocity

I can’t be the only person that gets annoyed with people that finish your sentences with you

Maaaaaaaan @ESPNNBA @nyknicks #sweep

Frying bacon with a shirt off is borderline masochism

Naaaaah that urge to buy new colognes has gotten stronger than breath in the morning

Honey bbq lemon pepper All drums

Desmond Bane out there putting blood on everybody

Dumb people that play smart will forever irritate me

Maaaaaan if you leave a eggo waffle in the toaster 5 seconds too long That shit becomes building material

Maaaaan Ludacris said “ I usta think it was way too cold/ Till I went to Canada and saw some beautiful hoes!” 😂

Ummmmmm why are the majority of World Cup anthems 🔥 But America’s version sounds like the intro of a wrestler noooooooobody cares about

Whoever it was that was playing the bass on Donna Summer’s Last Dance must’ve been playing for their life Cuz that there was flawless

Naaaah Peach Snapple smells like underarms the exact moment deodorant is at -99%