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Someone in the stall next to me came into the stall, pantsed, sat, went, wiped and washed up before I even got my TikTok open. I’m honestly shook.
In her first act in charge of education, Linda McMahon will bring back the pledge of allegiance and chair shots.
The Bear is a comedy and Shawshank was a comedy #EmmyAwards #thebear
Apartment hunting in nyc:
It’s the perfect place for us!! Only problem is there is a woman living in the basement that can only enter and exit from under your bed. And a 10 month broker fee.
Solved the Elon problem: let existing verified users keep the check for free. Charge anyone new who wants one a monthly fee. Keep top users and let desperate people (prob me) join the vip club.
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Time for an all new Weekly Roundup! My guest this week is comedian @bigmanmike. Mike Albanese. @nickhoff, @Maraliq, and @AndyFiori join in too. Fun starts at 10am ET with encores all weekend on @SIRIUSXM @SiriusXMComedy Channel 97. Mike's Website: inmyownhead.com/
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See @MariaHeinegg @lizcomedy @KhalidNYC @DanMadonia @bigmanmike & more tonight on our 9:15PM!
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See @KevinRyanComedy @miacomedy @cassidycomedy @allibreen @bigmanmike & more tonight on our 9:15PM!
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Catch @BrendanSagalow @GibranSaleem @KevinDombrowski @bigmanmike @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 9:15PM!
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I heard from a high level exec at @FoxNews that in fact, @TuckerCarlson can not read.
Pumped for big box stores to pretend to be gay this month #pride
Mike Albanese retweeted
Comedy is hard. Don't believe it? Then come to NICE TRY w/ @michaelkosta tonight at 8PM featuring @GianmarcoSoresi @AshleyAustinMo1 @CaseyBalsham @mrgrahamkay @bigmanmike & more!
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Live from New York Comedy Club it's @cassidycomedy @lindsaytheis @newyorkjeffrey @McLonghair @bigmanmike & more on our 11:30PM!
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