I’ll take Things That Didn’t Actually Happen for $1000, Alex.

^ @itsMattGuenther

I absolutely understand, I have the same feeling. Even though it’s beta and all for naught, I can’t help myself. Must… keep… playing.

I really thought this was a new WoW Forever screenshot.

I saw a homeless guy overdose on a bench while walking through downtown Austin. Paramedics were called and he didn’t make it. One of the craziest things I’ve ever seen.

Hello

@FedEx I can’t even imagine what you did with this package, but y’all need to get it together. This isn’t even the first time this year that a package hasn’t been handled properly. 😡

Now clue how I signed into WoW Forever within the first hour and Bin Bash was already taken. Whoever you are, stop copying me. 😉

This 👇

Just casually playing every Sleep Token song that I know on the free SNA piano, I got some looks, I think they knew.

I’m so tired after Blizzcon that I got to my hotel, walked into the elevator, hit floor one (which I was already on), and then stood in a non-mobile elevator for over a minute before realizing what I did. Sober, mind you. That just means it’s been a fun filled Blizzcon, which it has. It’s been so great catching up with everybody and as always making new friends along the way. See you next time!

I’ve had so many Blizzcon people tell me that I smell good. What did you expect? I literally shower twice a day while I’m here.

Yes! The staff has been completely clueless. No idea how that even happens.

Ok, I did it, I purchased the World of Warcraft Forever pack so that I can play the beta. I guess I’m coming back after 2.5 years. See y’all in Azeroth soon!

Imagine announcing a bunch of things for 3-4 years from now when AI has already taken over and we have to fight for our lives. And THEN announcing Diablo V, where “Diablo” won and took over the world. Was this story written by a human? 🤨

It’s so hot in Anaheim that I had to go back to my hotel room to crank the air conditioner down and hang out in my underwear. Picture in the first comment.

As is tradition when I first arrive in California for an event, @DelTaco first, everything else later.

I don’t think I have ever been on a flight that wasn’t delayed, but hey, Blizzcon soon! Also, I’ve gotten old and didn’t even realize. 😬

What if it’s Dark Age of Warcraft? I think the only thing that would bring me back to WoW would be a 3 faction system and real world PVP like DAoC and GW2.