Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? 🔴⚪⚫ J Stand

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Joined February 2009
I reckon I could do a whole week not laughing at Catherine Tate
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All gone quiet on city then
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Mental that there’s a level of scouse where you sound like you’re from the soviet eastern bloc
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Been trying to build my own New Old Trafford in the garden but the roof keeps leaking. Harder than it looks.
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This is how you spend your time in between matches @thecoralband
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"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."
Shouldn't one of the requirements for a country to qualify to play in the World Cup that it be a country that people have heard of?
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I wonder if there is a group of people who aren't aware of the yellow car game but drive yellow cars that think that children are just more violent now....and they only get violent when they drive past.
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Just interrupted Sir Jim's bath
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The "North West Derby" is a terrible name for a derby. I propose for future use: - The South Lancs Derby - The M62 Derby - The Gulliver's World Derby - Clifford, the Big Red Derby #LIVMUN
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See Jonathan Ross has been buying Nicky Wire's cast offs
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No way is Farage in the Tonight, Tonight video
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Turns out Queen Elizabeth II was against Brexit. She saw the EU as part of the post-war settlement that she had supported. What a disappointing end to Flag Shag Summer for the loons. Wonder where they go from here. #flagshagsummer
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Absofuckinglutely.
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Please share. Loads of you know him. A good lad.
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#raceacrosstheworld Idea for an improvement - Wildcard round where the producers hide a kilo of heroin in one of the contestant's backpack.
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used to be a kid on the estate that could be seen in his school jumper on weekends. people used to think his family were skint or scruffy. not me though. i thought “that lad would die for the badge on his chest” the original one club man.
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