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My Hero Macadamia

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OSHA just showed up. No,I don't whip shittys on the forklift, and yes I always wear my seatbelt.
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@deeore56 Dec 2025
whoever salts the fries at McDonald's needs to come do the roads
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The most beautiful woman in the world is a year older, and we're all blessed by her in so many ways. I love you, here's to another year of life with you. 🖤
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Wait, are the Giants good now?
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sarah@sandwichlover717 Sep 2025
How it feels to wake up with the sun
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Me and the boy I pulled by being weird on the internet
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@Dexerto17 Jun 2025
Capri-Sun released a long 15-inch juice pouch
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Chris@citehchris5 Jun 2025
you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough
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milky (@yaelhsa) profile picturemilky@yaelhsa3 May 2025
i don’t give a shit about frick
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Jeff the Land Shark@NickChungus3 May 2025
Someone should build like a sidecar type device that connects to your gaming chair and you can put your Taco Bell bag in it for easy to grab access. Hell, throw a cup holder on the bitch too.
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I’m fucking crying dude this is the best video of all time
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Vivian@suchnerve10 Apr 2025
are you telling me you were hard when you boiled this egg
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i like food
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milky@yaelhsa8 Apr 2025
asserting dominance in the office (wearing my @BilmuriTweets shirt)
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۟@SkiesAudios4 Apr 2025
not arguing with a woman who has big beautiful eyes whatever you say angel
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I just wanna' be patient, I just wan' be gentle with you.
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tara@proletarat1 Apr 2025
I feel fine except when I think or remember
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alice ❦@barabajagaI28 Mar 2025
if i don't talk to my girlfriend every few minutes i start seeing the hat man
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@0xstilldeyyy25 Mar 2025
Dating doesn’t mean we need to talk daily!
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