Birds are neat | @Mizzou alum | life post-gradschool | #ornithology #conservation | also loves snakes | she/her
Cape May, NJ
Joined April 2018
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Had my first experience of a complete stranger asking why I was wearing a mask. I immediately responded with “I have covid.” Which is a lie, but well worth the panic it put on his face 😈😈
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The feminine urge to dropkick your drunk uncle as he tugs on your septum ring and asks “is this how your fiancé keeps you in control?”
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I’m saying it now: if a video goes viral of a lady dropping a 2-liter Coke and it explodes all over a random bystander, I am the random bystander.
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TW: dead bird wing
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Who wants to play guess the bird wing? Found today in Cape May, NJ. I’ll post the answer in a bit!
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Me: “Alright, time to find a venue for our wedding in 15 months.”
Venues: “I THINK THE FUCK NOT”
(everything is booked for 2022 alreadyyyyyy 😩😩)
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Today, I found out that not everyone gets tingles in their face when they cry or right before they cry, and now I want to get a better sense of the ratio. So twitter, please, do your thing!
Does your face tingle when you cry?
13%It sure does!
75%Nope.
11%IDK but show me results
61 votes • Final resultsConducted a spawning survey for Horseshoe Crabs the other night, and it was awesome! Look at all those happy buds 🥰
Me: doesn’t pick strawberries for a couple of days.
My strawberries: BITCH, WHERE THE HELL YOU AT??
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GAH, the World Series of Birding starts TONIGHT at midnight!! My team (Off the Rails) will try to see as many species as possible in Cape May County. There's only one other team competing in the county...and my boyfriend is on it. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!
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Also, if you can, feel free to donate money to our team. All funds are going directly to the Cape May Bird Observatory so we can continue our mission of educational outreach and bird research: worldseriesofbirding.org/tea…
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