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NYC
Joined May 2022
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Bad end: that guy that thinks O’Neill Cylinders can’t be built is mostly right: they only hold together at low spin rates and the Lagrange points end up entirely populated by genetically engineered bird furries.
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コミッション! No.07 オオモズを作成しました。 嘴の透け感と反射時の光沢が最大の魅力✨ ご依頼ありがとうございました🪶
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look at this cute round beast. his hobbies are blood and murder and killing
northern shrike you are so perfect and round
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northern shrike you are so perfect and round
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my humps, my humps, my lovely Lump of Labor Fallacy
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what do you mean "are you okay?"???? of course i am okay! i built the tub! i'm the one turning up temperature!! mmfgfhhhhgh waaarmmm
Replaced by AI artists: nah im fine. WAIT, FUCK! OH NO! OH NO! ah no nvm im actually fine engineers: i am a froooog and i'm in da hoooot tuuub and it's soo niceeee ooo yes yes i like it warmer mmm yeahh thats good warmer please oooohhhhh yeahhhh hotter please frog love hot tub mmmmmmffgghh
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てんしと小鳥 1/2
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The Little Cadet, Ankara, Turkey, 2022, by Fatih Çindemir
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Thinking about BIRDS today Can the bird furries in the chat give me a hell yeah🐦
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more dancing birds for some reason
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bird retweeted
a hug with my bird friends 💛
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I realize this is hard for people in wealthy countries to understand, so here's an analogy. Imagine an alien race came down and offered you a million dollars to not send your children to school because in their society learning is seen as stressful because AI does all the work.
MrBeast says he was shocked to learn there was no way to pay extra for child labor free cocoa in West Africa “I asked everyone involved in sourcing cocoa, ‘Is there any way I can pay a premium and not have little kids work on my farm?’ And it literally didn’t exist.” “I was just so mind blown. It was frustrating because not only did it not exist, no one really seemed to even think it needed to exist.” “I was like, ‘These are kids. You have no issue making billions of dollars in profit while little kids are working on the farms?’ It was a very weird thing.”
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furry name alignment chat! tag yourself
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Every time I have a late lunch I think to myself "I don't have to worry about dinner, I'll never be hungry again :)" and then get totally fucked as 8 pm bears down on me. And then I overpay out or eat some stupid bachelor sandwich. humiliating
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nyc is the obvious schelling point of places for people to live so everyone who doesnt live here is actually defecting in a coordination problem
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Guelphi sticker
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A furry art gallery and market is coming to Brooklyn this Fall. Now accepting applications from artists and vendors, more info at anthros.nyc
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