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Questioning everything we’ve accepted as normal. Modern life, human behavior & everyday absurdities. Curiosity with a little sarcasm.

Texas
Joined December 2022
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That’s how emergency Service should look like
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We made everything “smart” and somehow became unpaid tech support for our own homes. The light bulb needs an account. The fridge needs an update. The printer remains opposed to printing. What’s one thing that was better before it got smart?
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Every app wants to be your assistant. None wants to let you speak to a human. We’re automating the part where you ask for help, not the part where you get it. What’s the most ridiculous thing a chatbot has made you do?
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Hey @grok, whose jobs will you take over first?
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Your brain might be doing something interesting here. Read the entire sentence without stopping. Which word made you pause?
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What’s one thing from the 2000s that you’d bring back immediately? And no, you can’t say cheaper housing. I’m talking about the little things we didn’t realize we’d miss.
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I’ll start: the internet before everything became a subscription, an advertisement, or an algorithm deciding what I should see.
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We have technology that can track a package across the planet in real time. But a company still needs 5–7 business days to refund you. How did we all agree this was normal?
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Hard to believe that is downtown Dallas.
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When the NZ army members welcomed their new chief with the Haka dance
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Vladimir B. retweeted
Population collapse is a massive crisis
Birth rates are plummeting in a lot of countries. Population collapse is the greatest threat to civilization. Change needs to happen to save humanity.
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Due to popular demand, Tesla AI team release roadmap: September 2024 - v12.5.2 with ~3x improved miles between necessary interventions - v12.5.2 on AI3 computer (unified models for AI3 and AI4) - Actually Smart Summon - Cybertruck Autopark 📐 - Eye-tracking with sunglasses 🕶️ - End-to-End network on highway 🛣️ - Cybertruck FSD 📐 October 2024 - Unpark, Park and Reverse in FSD - v13 with ~6x improved miles between necessary interventions Q1 2025 - FSD in Europe (pending regulatory approval) 🌍 - FSD in China (pending regulatory approval) 🇨🇳
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Vladimir B. retweeted
This is awesome
This dude is literally running a laundry machine in the back of his Cybertruck in traffic using the truck bed outlets. This might be the best advertising ever 😂
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Would you buy the Tesla Bike? It’s fully electric!
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