@bisson_mark

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Joined August 2012
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I wonder why American politicians never try to get arrested in Saudi Arabia, another U.S. non-NATO ally using American weapons to fight IRGC-affiliated terrorists. Saudi Arabia recently beheaded two people for public indecency. Why aren’t Democrats doing protest PDA there?
Lee Kuan Yimby
@LeeKuanYimbyOct 21
Brad Lander is going to Congress in a few months and is currently trying to get arrested in Israel to impress 20 year old undergrads on Instagram. Deeply unserious party.
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Nate Lorenzen
@NateLorenzenOct 18
My conspiracy theory is this inspired Nathan Fielder’s lifetime long schtick.
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Jarvis
@jarvis_bestOct 17
Damn man those kids really love their schools
Hillel Neuer
@HillelNeuerOct 17
Limoges' historic town hall has fallen; France is on the brink.
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Danny Polishchuk
@DannyjokesOct 17
Need more Looney Tunes videos out of France please
solrenette
@solrenetteOct 17
On est sur du lourd QI là
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I just finished watching You Can See Everything. I went into this predicting a somewhat zero sum outcome, that either Nathan or Elizabeth and her husband were going to come out looking really stupid at the end of this. The beauty of this doc is nearly 3 hours later It’s not clear who made a fool of who. And I think that’s beautiful.
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Tucker saying he wishes Hitler had won World War II was absolutely on my 2026 bingo card
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Rough day for pro-airplane-crashing folks
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the type of shit jigsaw says before you have to cut your own chest open to retrieve a key
Elizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesSep 14
The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.
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Noam Blum
@neontasterSep 7
Everything Nathan Fielder does leaves me kinda speechless. Season 2 of the Rehearsal remains the single most incredible thing I've ever seen on TV.
A24
@A24Sep 7
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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Her: I’m reading about the concept of reaching nirvana wbu? Him: Yeah I’m just reading the part where Khomeini says you shouldn’t sell the meat of any animal you ejaculate into
JO - NINJA@JOPATRIOT2211Sep 5
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Scoops@ejmarounSep 5
“Seven Flags”
Marcus Leshock
@marcusleshockSep 5
JUST IN: Six Flags will be making an announcement on Tuesday “that will turn heads across the amusement industry and reinforce Six Flags' position as the home of world-class thrills.” Look for the news to drop at 6:30am central time on September 8th. Any guesses?
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Barry
@BarryOnHereAug 30
He looks like if Inde Navarette cut her hair and went undercover as a guy.
NFL
@NFLAug 30
Browns place QB Dillon Gabriel (back) on injured reserve, designated for return.
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Bottom line: these are not good people. ‘Nobody cares your daughter died’ is not something any good person would ever say under any circumstance to a father whose 14-year-old child was murdered. The fact that the Left couches their cruelty in the language of morality does not make it any less cruel. Indeed, it makes it more so because the intent is to make their political adversary feel as though they deserve it.
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Hen Mazzig
@HenMazzigAug 30
Who could have predicted that a movement led by white people wearing kefiyehs would object to Sacha Baron Cohen’s new satire about cultural appropriation
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Piker: "It’s laughable to say guys like myself, guys like Abdul El-Sayed, we hate America." Also Piker: "I hate America."
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James Hanson
@jhansonradioAug 28
I’ve personally never found Ali G particularly funny - but surely it’s obvious the target of the joke is middle-class white people who appropriate Black culture? In what world is that not a legitimate target for satire?!?
Variety
@VarietyAug 28
Backlash is growing against Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ali G following the release of the first trailer for “Ali G: Who Iz I?”: • Critics accuse Ali G, seen wearing fake dreadlocks and a Rastafarian hat and discussing his desire to be an “absent” father, of being an “outdated” and “racist” caricature • @newscord_org launched a campaign urging cinemas worldwide not to screen the film, accusing Cohen of using satire as a “cover for enforcing racist stereotypes” • The site posted a reply from Picturehouse Cinemas saying it would not screen the upcoming mockumentary to fuel its narrative, but Variety understands the exhibitor’s response was standard and no decision has been made Read the full report by @alexritman: wp.me/pc8uak-1lHG6D
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Hen Mazzig
@HenMazzigAug 25
It's literally just this clip.
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygurAug 25
I got a new slogan. Make America Free Again. You don't have to say from what. Everybody already knows.
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jeremy@jeremylovesyallAug 22
this the most french shit i've ever heard
mabel@timefalltearsAug 21
je suis j'existe
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Brianna Wu
@BriannaWuAug 21
Wow. I Saw the TV Glow was one of the best movies ever, but Camp Miasma is literally unwatchable random nonsense.
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