bitPimps中 (@bitPimps) header
bitPimps中 (@bitPimps) profile picture

bitPimps中

@bitPimps

@bitPimps on socials and more - I make dumb (read sweet) pictures. Don't be a hypocrite. #wolfknives #ellisfam #rds 中 https://teapaw.org/t.co/6Wt8SzVP3P

 St. Louis, MO
noyouare.lixlink.com
Joined September 2008
  • Tweets54.3K
  • Following486
  • Followers1.8K
3.3KMedia
Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)Photo by bitPimps中 (@bitPimps)
One of the best ways to decide between two old guys is to pick the one who isn't a complete piece of shit and whatnot.
149
1,455
100
11,061
359,095
Saw a dude writing code in a coffee shop, no Copilot, no ChatGPT, just straight raw dogging VSCode
915
1,310
434
23,050
3,341,330
New: Missouri Republicans are pushing to ban women lawmakers from wearing attire that exposes their arms. This is after they already passed a new rule requiring women lawmakers to cover their dress with a “second layer.” msn.com/en-us/news/politics/…
1,507
3,350
1,480
8,107
1,676,650
Every Christmas my wife & I give each other cars and SUVs. Every single Christmas. It’s our tradition & we love it. Got an account with the huge bow store. Just the best to watch your person’s eyes light up seeing a brand new vehicle in the driveway. We will do this until death
446
64
7,112
Since no one's moderating twitter. I'm currently making meth
Image from I did a thing (@ididathing1)
1,784
31,240
2,221
371,750
bitPimps中 retweeted
UberFacts (@UberFacts) profile picture
UberFacts
@UberFacts17 Nov 2022
During the early 1960s, a chimpanzee named Lucy was raised as if she were a human daughter by a psychotherapist and his wife She ate food using cutlery, wore clothes, enjoyed magazines, enjoyed drinking gin, could sign 250 words, and masturbated to Playgirl with a vacuum cleaner
98
164
136
2,042
bitPimps中 retweeted
Daniel (@growing_daniel) profile picture
Daniel
@growing_daniel17 Sep 2022
My son has been missing for for a full 24 hours now. If we can hit 10k likes I’ll report it to the police
288
4,642
563
101,184
bitPimps中 retweeted
Wingstop (@wingstop) profile picture
Wingstop
@wingstop7 Sep 2022
fuck
7,071
81,027
11,389
444,621
"can you hop onto a quick Zoom, it'd be easier to walk you through it"
Image from I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper)
105
1,456
238
11,970
I don’t know who put that Hawley hit out, but right now his tiny tiny testicles are a hood ornament on Liz Cheney‘s SUV.
2,578
10,197
1,117
77,322
Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.
2,351
65,955
2,460
471,623
bitPimps中 retweeted
clø (@chloeeodell) profile picture
clø@chloeeodell25 Jun 2022
Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.
69
59,023
1,462
296,678
If you just paid a fortune at the pump this weekend, we recently voted to crack down on gas price gouging and every single republican voted no.
Image from Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@BillPascrell)
2,597
15,954
2,043
44,954
BREAKING: House passes bill to fight price gouging on gas. Every single Republican voted no. Remember that in November. They had a chance to help us with gas prices — and they ALL voted no.
2,115
20,000
1,823
66,840
The GOP is so pro life that 192 of them voted against baby formula yesterday.
898
11,897
656
52,221
On today's date of June 5th back in 1985, Ferris Bueller took the day off..
Image from Joseph Gordon-Levitt (@hitRECordJoe)
301
8,981
826
68,343
Will tomorrow work?
Duty To Warn 🔉 (@duty2warn) profile pictureDuty To Warn 🔉
@duty2warn8 Sep 2020
Trump says he wants to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. How would you respond to him on that?
703
3,175
177
44,557
bitPimps中 retweeted
Jason Ellis (@EllisMate) profile picture
Jason Ellis@EllisMate14 Jan 2020
Thanks to good friend of @JasonEllisShow @bitpimps for making this amusing video from today’s show. Who knew Bindi was musically inclined?😄 ___________________________________ #ellisfam #jasonellisshow #reddragons… instagram.com/p/B7STbanlJ5b/…
2
6
37
Let’s Go @StLouisBlues! #StanleyCup
Image from Ozzy Osbourne (@OzzyOsbourne)
349
4,966
840
25,099
bitPimps中 retweeted
Jason Ellis (@EllisMate) profile picture
Jason Ellis@EllisMate11 Jun 2019
If anyone is serious and has the credentials, the Jason Ellis show is looking for a new executive producer. If interested, the job is available just check with SiriusXM & apply? 🀄️
29
7
3
62
Load more