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formerly Karli rove, here to remember the dumbass shit I say, free Palestine, blm, and these opinions aren’t just mine.

Joined September 2026
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Prior to being hacked, the internet loved my ass in jeans and I won’t ever forget that.
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I just said my dog has bpd “batshit pug disorder”. I stand by this.
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I hope I get cancelled for this
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I accidentally said the “m word” tonight.
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Can I ask you something about pumpkins?
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There’s a scene where they meet ugly sonic.
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Sonic hedgehog is just as pro cop as paw patrol in my book.
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I just paid $86 for a monthly supply of lithium. Don’t talk to me.
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I think we had a v chip.
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If you leave a microwave open, that’s insane…
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Do you think Joe Biden says the n word daily or weekly?
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I told the guy at pop mart that my husband would beat me if he knew I was there. He didn’t care.
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Yall are gonna be so mad when Mr. Beast and Caleb Hammer show up at my wedding.
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Does anyone know of an instrumental you in January by the wonder years that I can walk down the aisle to? Or sheet music?
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Our dog related songs are different because we are leaking tears over pugs
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I think it’s fine if Dave from bike routes cancels me because I think he’s in high school
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He’s 29
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The type of shit you see when your dog hurts his paw:
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Everyday is international lesbians day if you choose to believe.
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I’m using smelling salts to get off zyns.
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