@bjarter
 Bergen, Norway
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Joined February 2009
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Mark Rober
@MarkRober9 May 2022
I rarely (if ever) specifically ask people to share one of my videos but sunshine is a great disinfectant. Let’s make these 3 scam call centers famous. They make an estimated $18M a year scamming people of their life savings. As of vid release they were still up and running.
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I need the signed and numbered exclusive #FluffyVinyl in my life
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RT or tweet “I need the signed and numbered exclusive #FluffyVinyl in my life” 4 ur chance to WIN 😁
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RT or just tweet “I need a signed #GabrielIglesias Fluffy FUNKO in my life” 4 ur chance to WIN 😁
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The spraycan is useful for so many things
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Hvor lenge trenger man å klippe? ✂️
Terje Sporsem@sporsem11 Apr 2019
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Takk. Vi er i klippen nå :)
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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
The Dad
@thedad6 May 2020
Me telling my wife I'm going to the bathroom
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#HappyHolidays Oculus Quest Headset #giveaway #3 is live and one more way to get #VR to the people! gleam.io/W4TGC/oculus-quest-…
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With my @ASUS Zenfone 6's flip camera I've been able to do #slofies for a while now. But I haven't. Nobody has. Or will ever.
Bjarte Rolland retweeted
The Dad
@thedad3 Aug 2019
Retweet if you still have a stack of CD-Rs even tho nobody has burned a CD in over 10 years
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The Dad
@thedad7 Jul 2019
I need a vacation -me, while on a vacation with my kids
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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
The Dad
@thedad24 Jun 2019
Wife: How long have you been playing hide and seek with the kids? Me: 3 hours! It's been great! Wife: When are you gonna start looking? Me: Don't spoil this
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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
Bjørn Jonas@bjirn3 May 2019
Den 1. Mai overtok Torghatten Nord levering av været. Grunnet noe leveringsproblemer av ny måned vil januar og februar kjøre inntil videre.
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Retweet for a chance to win the #RDR2 Domino Set. Lined with plush padded felt, this 28 piece domino set comes in a fire-branded, hinged wooden carrying box. Rules: socialclub.rockstargames.com…
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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
Adam Huber@BugMartini11 Jul 2018
Malpractice Makes Perfect
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Bjørn Jonas@bjirn11 Jun 2018
Fylkesmann i Hordaland og Fylkesmann i Rogaland har til saman avvist etablering av tre Biltema-butikkar no. Og om nokon klagar, berre byttar dei om på å avvise. I alle tre sakane har både lokalbefolkning og politikarar vore på same side. Kva har eigentlig fylkesmenna mot Biltema?
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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
The Dad
@thedad2 Apr 2018
I’ve convinced my son that all toys come with their own unique batteries and when those batteries die, that toy dies with them
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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
The Dad
@thedad2 Apr 2018
If my daughter didn't want me to roast her mediocre cartwheel then she shouldn't have said she had something amazing to show me when she clearly did not.
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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
Elon Musk
@elonmusk11 Mar 2018
Why Falcon Heavy & Starman? Life cannot just be about solving one sad problem after another. There need to be things that inspire you, that make you glad to wake up in the morning and be part of humanity. That is why we did it. We did for you. m.youtube.com/watch?feature=…

Falcon Heavy & Starman

When Falcon Heavy lifted off, it became the most powerful operation...

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Bjarte Rolland retweeted
The Dad
@thedad22 Feb 2018
Almost time -me whispering to my cargo shorts
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