Kev (@bkabeloved) profile picture

Slinger Of Takes and Jokey Jokes

PG County, Maryland
Joined June 2013
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Joseph’s brothers hating on him because he had that shit on
The Bible is a serious book. But it does have some funny moments in there, you gotta admit. What moment in the Bible do you find funny or makes you laugh?
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Sen. Chris Van Hollen of Maryland to challenge Chuck Schumer for Democratic leader, saying voters ‘called for change’.
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You don’t need to aggressively fix shit until saturday
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If you fighting this high up you don’t fear nothing.
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I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!
missing work to go to an interview for another job
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If only they had a young QB they could turn to to give the team some momentum
Developing: The #Vikings have begun making calls around the league about trading for a quarterback ahead of today’s 4 pm ET deadline, per @AdamSchefter and me.
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“We are aware that everyone hates this, but we do not care”
NEW: CFP executive director Rich Clark on fans against the 24-team College Football Playoff: "We’re aware of the fan sentiment, and that many fans aren’t in favor of expansion. That was certainly weighed into the decision and it was considered. But ultimately, we just need to make a spectacular Playoff." on3.com/news/cfp-executive-d…
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Record & Efficiency be damned this kid is a hooper
DARIUS ACUFF JR. OVER THE LAST 6 GAMES: 34 PTS - 14 AST - 6 REB 38 PTS - 5 AST - 5 REB 25 PTS - 6 AST - 5 REB 22 PTS - 12 AST - 3 REB 22 PTS - 8 AST - 3 REB 32 PTS - 10 AST - 5 REB
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People. Are. BROKE!
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore. When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for. What happened to that?
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Because they used to have $1 drafts and .25 wings
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore. When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for. What happened to that?
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ESPN just soft launched Aikman’s replacement 😂
Tony Romo makes an appearance on Pat McAfee’s alternate broadcast
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this specific brand of black psychosis has gotten so bad lately
The concept of selling your soul to the devil to be on SNL
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says Pete Hegseth is "most responsible" for the Iran war.
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They actually found a way to praise him for slamming his helmet on the sideline
Josh slammed his helmet, then immediately protected this girl
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Happy to see it. If Vrabel is still coaching she shouldn’t be unemployed
OFFICIAL: Dianna Russini is back with a new show, called The Russini Report, premiering Wednesday, Nov. 11 at 12 p.m. ET on BetUS Tv.
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Trades I’d offer right now if I’m the Vikings - 3 1sts for Dak - 2 1sts for Herbert - 2nd for Geno - 2nd for Kirk - 2nd for Mac Literally make them all say no before tomorrow afternoon
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13th pick was a good avenue
McVay: Rams will "explore all avenues" at WR.
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Why is it so hard for people to get on the plane and sit their ass down until they reach their destination?
A new trend for retarded fliers. Some passengers think is is acceptable to do this to an aircraft. I cannot begin to think how thick they must be. But rest assured. Do it under my command, you are getting arrested and I will personally follow it up to ensure you are charged.
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To be fair this is how old they looked back then, Google a rookie in the NBA in like 1970. They look like George Jefferson
They tryna convince me that THIS man isn’t a day over 20 and I’m over here crying 😭😭😭 #thegreatest
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The Falcons do know Jamarr Chase is good at football right?
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