I’ve seen Seinfeld 200 times and this is my favorite joke
You got a greeting starts with an H how's twenty bucks sound. / S07E24 The Invitations #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
Tough night ahead for the guy in the newsboy hat I joked with at the liquor store. Turns out he had not heard of the Peaky Blinders
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If you are a college kid going to a school where college game day could show, it’s in your best financial interest to get some kicking time in
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When going to an nfl game you actually don’t have to wear just any jersey you have. You are hear to watch the broncos and the rams play on Sunday night football, leave your 49er jersey hanging
There is no worse behaved dog in the world than your 27 year old friends dog that he got with his girlfriend when they moved in together
I think about this line a lot. I don’t like to hang out with people that might have to get it on when they don’t.
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Another comment with some tennis on in the office. There should only be mixed doubles. I believe it is more true to the essence of the doubles format. There is an underlying sensual feeling too which is evocative.
Following up on this with the US open: I would play under no flag or banner. It is a truly individual sport, no need to bring nationality into that
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About 150 dollars on Ubers this weekend #awhiteboyinmotionwillstayinmotion
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