writer, editor, final girl, digital media survivor.
New York now, Atlanta forever
Joined March 2009
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the number of friends who have alerted me that nathan fielder is on raya so i should look out for him…girls im trying to
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very good mail day!! i need to have my large dogs in the background for some reason! @blakebutler
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finally reading the nuzzi excerpt and i hope we're not losing sight, in all there is to talk shit about, of the fact that she's just such a bad writer
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i won't stand for gemini slander in any form, least of all in this inscrutable series of self-serious fortune cookies she wrote
my 13-year-old just sat down with a plate of hot wings we just made and said “I’m Karl Marx and this is hot ones”
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unfortunately i've been afflicted with the urge to tweet this week, and sharing this seems like a worthwhile reason to give in. my girl has a new cool job, give her your clicks or else
my first story for @theintercept is live on a topic i LOVE
theintercept.com/2025/11/06/…
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i drank two americanos before 1pm with absolutely no game plan for mitigating the inevitable afternoon crash out. like i was born yesterday
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I’m watching vanderpump rules for the first time, and watching Raquel quietly enter the show as James’s gf is like watching the birth of sweet baby Robert Oppenheimer
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this venus retrograde, i want you to listen to whatever music made you yearn when you were younger, either as an alternative or accompaniment to texting your ex. (venus is retrograding through aries, so probably we'll be doing both.)
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Just now became aware of this thing @mindyisser wrote about STAR/CHILD last July when, bless her heart, the app was in its infancy and kind of unremarkable, but tbh getting this many positive remarks from a Virgo is a huge achievement. i'll take it. slate.com/life/2024/07/astro…
@mindyisser i'll hit you up when V2 of the app launches in the next few months and we finally have much more hyper-personalized (and age-specific) insights. everyone who's been a test user with the early version of the app over the past year is a hero honestly
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i could fix him
Kieran Culkin and Colman Domingo argue about astrology. ♐️ #ActorsOnActors wp.me/pc8uak-1lF8Lt
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hi i'm looking for an experienced webflow developer with BEM experience for a quick project in January. if that's you, get in my DMs! no agencies, please i beg
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