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Simon

@blapsii

Self-proclaimed leading expert on the Dunning-Kruger effect. 90% meiner Twitterbeiträge sind alberne Photoshops.

Joined April 2012
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Fucked up out now on all streaming services. Proceeds to @unrwausa
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Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬 (@wiseconnector) profile pictureＷ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
@wiseconnector14 Feb 2024
What would you do with this space?
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Replying to @Drututt @TolkinLoL @Agurinlol @noway4u_sir @Broeki2 @itskarni
NNO on the way to their games.
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Warum ich single bin
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Original tweet by Casey Grim @aCoupleofN3rds
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SB Nation (@SBNation) profile pictureSB Nation
@SBNation7 Jun 2023
Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy? trib.al/MEJSa9C
Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?

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This is absolutely disgusting and McDonald's should be ashamed of themselves for promoting this sickening shit. The drive-thru is meant for cars, not skateboards. Now kids are gonna watch this and think it's ok. God made the "drive-thru", not the "skate-thru"
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@_allthelilies29 May 2023
when ads are the one that gives us cute happy sapphic stories
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KRAMER@KRMR4711 May 2023
youtu.be/T87kovqFb4I In 5 Min gehts los!!!! Wir ziehen das Auto raus - Das Musikvideo
KRAMER - Wir ziehn' das Auto raus (Official Music Video) prod. by In Bloom x Enchpant

KRAMER - Wir ziehn' das Auto raus (Official Music Video) prod. by In Bloom x Enchpant

KRAMER - Wir ziehn' das Auto raus (Official Music Video) prod. In B...

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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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🤮die Bilanz von einem Jahr Ampel🤮 ich erkenne dieses Land nicht wieder 😔 🇩🇪Deutschland schafft sich ab‼️
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Scholz natürlich auch.
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Netflix's "Wednesday" but with Dragon Ball sound effects
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😊🧭🔭 #CalvinandHobbes
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haLlo hier shcreibt der Bnudesverband der hUndeärtze bite dise Slivestre nicht bölern snodern köstlihce WURST auf die Strase werfen Lieben Grus PS: Hnude dürfe Wrust PPS: bitte Hunde nihct zu oft zum Hnudeartz
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Der @WDR hat die Frage aufgeworfen, was nach unserem Streik bleibt. Für uns bleibt neben dem ab 01.01.23. geltenden Tarifvertrag, die Gewissheit, dass wir unsere Forderungen durchsetzen können, wenn wir uns mehrheitlich gewerkschaftlich organisieren. www1.wdr.de/mediathek/audio/…
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I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.
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Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus
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Taylor Hawkins' 16-year-old son, Shane, does his father proud as he sits behind the kit for @FooFighters' performance of "My Hero." #FooFighters #TaylorHawkinsTribute teapaw.org/patrickfranca/status/1…
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They. Want. You. To. Retweet. Them.
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Erste Twitch Edition von Duell um die Geld heute um 18 Uhr! Danke an @eckbo90 für die Moderation und Vorbereitung! Heutigen Gäste: @beatage_ @MalteEssen @Mr_xGoku @ZentenLoL @roland_podlesny @KRMR47 Wird wild. twitch.tv/unlckyme
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