hitting you with the hard light

gooner lagoon
Joined December 2021
mog the bears. every last one. accelerate 🫵😹
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Your universe has no meaning to them. They will not try to understand. They will be tired, they will be cold, they will make a fire with your beautiful Kehlsteinhaus.
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Just did a deep dive on the world of atoms as a potential safe haven from cyberwar. Bad news: it seems to contain just as many dangers as the web, and possibly even more.
get off the internet right now its not safe
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The Remilios Airing Sundays 9 PM / 11 PM CT Art by @P0TYT0
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the crown is in the gutter. putting it on is a matter of willpower.
J’ai entendu dire que la France était finie, qu’il était trop tard pour la sauver. Mais la France est toujours aussi belle, enviable même. Sa grandeur n’a pas disparu, elle ne demande qu’à renaître. Nous avons surmonté en un an un problème cent fois plus grave, sans avoir les moyens dont dispose la France. La France pourrait y arriver en une semaine.
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It's time to go all-in
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the degeneration of our culture must accelerate!
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Demonic slop
Replying to @aussieflya
We're starting with a condominium in New York City: artist-led, built in structural stone. Every apartment sits behind a work of art. Everyone on the street gets to see it, forever.
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yo..
No second lives. No second chances. YOLO.
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We all have one life
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Billions will fucking yolo
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Someone just asked me, “Where is the bottom on yolo-2:native?” Six feet underground. That’s the bottom. The thing people misunderstand about culture coins is that culture doesn’t have a catalyst. There is no product launch we’re waiting for. No announcement that needs to happen. No date circled on the calendar where everyone buys the rumor and sells the news. Culture coins are roller coasters. They go up. They go down. Sometimes violently. But it’s actually at the bottom of those roller coasters where the culture expands. Most coins spend their entire existence trying to manufacture the next reason for people to buy. Price goes up, everyone waits for their chance to sell, and eventually the chart Christmas trees back to zero. Culture works differently. The ups and downs slowly filter people. Tourists leave. Traders move on. Weak hands get bored. And what’s left are the people who actually understand what they own. People who identify with it. People who want to spread it. People willing to hold it longer because somewhere along the way, the purchase stopped being analytically driven and became emotional. It moved from the brain to the heart. That is deeper. And that’s why real culture can expand over time. It doesn’t need to go from zero to $100 million overnight. In fact, I’d rather it didn’t. Because when culture compounds slowly enough to find the right people along the way, eventually you can build something sustainable where everybody has a chance to eat, not just a handful of insiders waiting to dump on the next catalyst. yolo-2:native has no roadmap, but it has an expiration. The expiration date is six feet underground. YOLO mfer
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everyone here knows what it feels like to be the sole principled autist in the room holding back the retardation of 11 giga fried turbo normies, oneshotted by fluoride and tiktok. this is the struggle of our entire civilization right now
Lindsay Clancy’s lawyer says the jury is 11-1 for not guilty, but one male juror is holding out against the other 11.
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he what now?
I also yolo-ed at $10 into $hood Have never sold a share from seed to now My price target is $1,500 by 2036
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Welcome to the yolo cycle Powered by robinhood
Welcome to the yolo cycle Powered by robinhood
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Your car should self destruct if it’s worth $75,000+ and you’re driving less than 10mph above the speed limit. I’m making an assumption when I choose to get behind a Mercedes at a stop light. I’m using my lived experience to choose this lane instead of the one with the Subaru. I’m employing deductive reasoning in order to maximize the efficiency of my travel. So when you are slow to accelerate upon the light turning green and then you also do not even achieve the 45mph speed limit within 30 seconds you’ve done something completely unforgivable. When you do that you’ve made a direct threat on my life. You’ve upset the natural order. A cheetah does not tiptoe to its destination. And you’re driving 39 in a 50 in an M3? You’re lucky I don’t run you off the road. You’re lucky my car has a government installed killswitch and infrared facial recognition camera pointed at the drivers seat. You aren’t safe anymore
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Holder growth of $YOLO is truly a masterpiece depiction of sellers letting their tokens go to long terms holders. Sellers will genuinely be punished. 8,256 → 11,000, or +2,744 holders (+33.2%) since Aug. 27.
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I’m telling you right now: $YOLO is underpriced relative to its relevance to the WSB era and Robinhood culture. Pair that with a team consistently creating content, building the brand, and making YOLO stick within the RH ecosystem—you’ll be priced out faster than you expect.
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