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They deleted their tweet, but here's the work @Ogilvy stole from me and claimed as their own:
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - BILLY CONNOLLY
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hey guys who don't like whiskey do you still have your penis or did you trade it in for some fun sweater vests
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HULK FRIEND @FKON A PRETTY RAD DUDE. FIRST HE PUNCH CANCER RIGHT INTO FUCKING SPACE. NOW HE HAVE ALBUM OUT THAT HULK NO CAN GET OUT OF HEAD!
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O'Malley crushes one over the Monster!!!! HR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#MustachePower RT @willrhymes To the gentlemen who started the "Mustache Bill" chant last night, my hat is off to you. Thanks for noticing.
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The 2012 Slamdance brackets are active and you can get to voting!
wxdu.org/slamdance fb.me/1fyEcXcDC
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"At least I didn't serve my wife divorce papers while she was dying of cancer." #WhatCainLeftOut
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The Beckhams are moving to Paris. Victoria is said to be particularly excited. She can’t wait to not eat all that French food.
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"This rape beverage keeps backfiring!"
-- the plot of Tone Loc's "Funky Cold Medina"
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"Letting the Wookie win" -- getting cock-blocked by a pretty girl's ugly friend at the bar. #tatooinesexslang
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We got specials & trivia & cheap pints, get here early! (details here: http://geeb.us/9k)
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My edible menu from @moto_restaurant. Here we go. With wine pairings! #fistfight http://twitpic.com/3iwu5f
