filthy lying degenerate and spineless bastard
DAN | he/him | 26
Joined August 2021
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I need to stop taking melatonin Last night i had a dream i was eating cereal with kurtis conner and Elrond
once i get a car and can afford to spend nonsense money im gonna get like crazy into lego building mark my words
sometimes you just gotta start doing something its so annoying . didnt wanna leave my apartment whatsoever + its raining but i was like Ok i can just go for a 5 minute walk and then it turned into 40 minutes OK👍
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Are you sure, Abuela? I don't think I'm ready. I can see the miracle within you. Bruno OH MY GOD BABY / girl using an iphone memoji to act out an encanto storywhere she gets all the gifts, and the characters are pale white washed / reaction video meme
i dont have a letterbox so heres my top 3 movies
1: racing stripes
2: a cinderalla story
3: how to lose a guy in 10 days
when my mango cat has been sleeping all day and i go to bed and she comes and purrs and snuggles on me it feels like im a blue collar worker whos been gone all day getting greeted by my family i can only speak to for 2 hours a day
love when you make your cult followers fuck and they just look like this afterwards and cant work for the rest of the day cause theyre too exhausted . GET BACK TO WORK !!!!!
why cant we bring back the medieval style of sleeping . just waking up in the middle of the night to hang out or read or have sex or whatever the hell they did and then you just go back to sleep . so awesome
my older sister broke up with her ex bf of 10 years about a year ago and now shes seeing a new guy and Obviously im happy for her but it also boggles my mind cuz like ... one YEAR ? if that happened to me i would be inconsolable for the next three lifetimes
