•he/them• don’t talk to me or my home girls unless you have a love hate relationship with your local orthodontist 🦷 😒

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We’re celebrating 6 years of Criterion Channel with a very special giveaway c/o @Criterion! Win a 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 of your favorite Criterion cover art and a 1-year subscription to Criterion Channel. Reply/QRT with your favorite Criterion cover art to enter.
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We’re celebrating 6 years of Criterion Channel with a very special giveaway c/o @Criterion! Win a 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 of your favorite Criterion cover art and a 1-year subscription to Criterion Channel. Reply/QRT with your favorite Criterion cover art to enter.
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#GIVEAWAY Here is the chance to bolster your Australian collection with a fat stack of #1 Collector's Editions from new favourites like Birdeater (1/500) to classic restorations like Metal Skin (1/500). To enter: 1. Follow us 2. Like the post 3. Retweet the post We will draw the winner next week. Plus, a runner up prize of #1 Standard Edition releases! Good luck 🦘
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Doing this then IMMEDIATELY going to target at 1 pm
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Gave a woman the ick today after complimenting Ulysses S Grant’s beard when ringing her up – at Lutherville, MD
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Me going non verbal after I hit that Aztec cart – at Baltimore, MD
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I’m pretty smart, I think I could figure someway to get‘em down – at Clover Hill, MD
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Bringing up the mayonnaise incident in 2024 – at Baltimore, MD
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I need more Pinterest people in my life pin.it/Cgi6uq0 – at Baltimore, MD
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National Cinema Day will take place on August 27. All tickets will cost $4.
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If you made a new country song, no you didn’t – at Northwood, OH
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me after leaving the bathroom i just blew up
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KAYTRAMINÉ OUT NOW⛱️ kaytramine.lnk.to/KAYTRAMINE
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KAYTRAMINÉ MAY19
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Better Call Saul #LWYRUP license plate giveaway! All you have to do is RT & Follow 👉 @PickYourBrian 👈. Brian will announce a lucky winner next week!
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Alright idc if this is creepy or weird or whatever but whenever someone that smells nice walks by me I just shit my pants an itty bitty bit 🤏🏻 – at Baltimore, MD
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