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could you shut up i can’t hear myself drink

Joined December 2013
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Man this just took me back to Iseyin NYSC camp 🔥🔥🔥
welcome to the new era mara tansho w danny S, stuph chain & r3ne out friday
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Fun fact: Tompolo’s first name is Government.
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Jay Electronica on Jesus Lord
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Na wa oh
For over two decades, Mohsen Fakhrizadeh was the single most protected and elusive figure in the Islamic Republic of Iran: A brigadier general in the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) and professor of physics, he served as the covert director of Project Amad, Iran's clandestine nuclear weapons development program. International intelligence agencies dubbed him "the Iranian Oppenheimer." In a famous 2018 televised presentation detailing the seizure of Tehran's nuclear archive, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu pointed directly at his photograph and issued a chilling public directive: "Remember that name, Fakhrizadeh." Aware that Mossad had already eliminated multiple nuclear scientists in motorcycle drive-by magnetic bombings between 2010 and 2012, the IRGC placed Fakhrizadeh under the highest level of state security, shielding his routes with elite bodyguards, armored convoys, and electronic countermeasures. On Friday afternoon, November 27, 2020, Fakhrizadeh and his wife were driving their black, armored Nissan Teana sedan toward their weekend villa in Absard, an orchard-filled resort town fifty miles east of Tehran: Leading and flanking the sedan were three armored escort vehicles carrying heavily armed IRGC bodyguards. As the convoy passed a boulevard roundabout on Mostafa Khomeini Boulevard, a blue Nissan Zamyad pickup truck was parked under a row of trees near a U-turn. Resting concealed under tarpaulins and construction debris in the bed of the pickup was a custom-engineered FN MAG 7.62mm machine gun mounted on a robotic, gyroscopic motorized pan-tilt apparatus. The execution relied on futuristic autonomous robotics: No human snipers or hit-team operators were present anywhere near the ambush site, eliminating the risk of capture or firefights. The robotic weapon was connected via a secure, encrypted satellite communications link to an overseas control room thousands of miles away. To overcome the 1.6-second satellite transmission latency (the time delay between what the camera saw, the operator pulling the trigger, and the gun firing), engineers integrated real-time computer vision and artificial intelligence: Cameras mounted on the apparatus recognized Fakhrizadeh’s facial features as the sedan approached. The algorithmic fire-control system calculated vehicle speed, distance, wind drift, and the 1.6-second communication lag, adjusting the barrel's micro-motors continuously to lock onto the driver's side windshield. As the sedan slowed for a speed bump, the robotic turret opened fire: A rapid burst of armor-piercing rounds struck the hood and shattered the windshield directly in front of Fakhrizadeh. When Fakhrizadeh pulled the car over and opened the door, a second automated burst struck him in the torso and spine. His wife, seated right beside him in the passenger seat, was completely untouched by gunfire, demonstrating the surgical precision of the computer-aimed system. Seconds after the volley ended, a blue explosion tore through the Nissan pickup truck: secondary charges rigged inside the vehicle detonated to incinerate the robotic camera array, microprocessors, and firing apparatus. Although the blast destroyed the truck, key components of the heavy mounting bracket and charred satellite links survived the fire, enabling Iranian investigators to reconstruct how the strike occurred without a single foreign boot touching the ground that afternoon.
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Incredibly impressive. Incredibly scary.
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The next gen of US politics are really making a splash
Watch the sweat on Pete Hegseth’s brow as Jon Ossoff takes him apart without ever raising his voice. Now imagine Ossoff on a presidential debate stage. Then imagine him in the Oval Office, looking Putin or Xi in the eye and pressing them with that same composure.
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This tweet be like e come 1952 lmao Women driving na still big deal? 😭
Una don see the advantage make woman sabi drive abi ? Mo Jeri omo mi. Fayawo lomo lati le 😎😂 she dey match am pass me sef.
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Oh my god thank god michael jackson saved them that shit looked ass😭
The Evolution of the Moonwalk ❤️ From Jack Stanford in 1930 to Jaafar Jackson in 2026, nearly a century of dance history, ending with a tribute to the King of Pop. 👑
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Its kind of insane how accurate they predicted how stupid this whole thing would be.
Vibe coding in 2010
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He always looks a little sad that he has to do this to people, but they left him no choice.
This boy is going to eat these Republicans alive.
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What I’m getting from my TL is that many of you refuse to challenge your assumptions because *checks notes* the people you consider the “bad guys” might actually agree with you. This is so interesting to me.
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Make one gen Z influencer make video wey go help una with low attention span understand this regionalism proposal abeg 😭
na minority tribes i dey pity man
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The cho cho cho I dey see since just comes from a place of ignorance. Convention that was just this August o. God!
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If you have been following the news and the meeting they had at Abuja, the division is to actually favor the minorities to stop decades of oppression. The regions were roposed to be done into 16 to 17 regions. Minority tribes who are at peace with each other can band together.
na minority tribes i dey pity man
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Also, using AI generated imagery with incorrect geography representation is bad. teapaw.org/GRVlagos/status/211981…
GRV DEBATES- ISSUE: 2/5 Connecting Ikorodu and the entire Lagos East: The benefit of having interlinked belt roads to connect Lagos East far out weighs a 4th-mainland bridge. 1) It is cheaper to achieve. 2) It opens up the entire axis for development 3) It improves the interconnectivity of the eastern foreshore by giving people more options for movement . #Ourlagos
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There are about 17 proposed regions. Abeg make una at least google first 🙏🏾
So are we dividing the country into 250 regions or 3 😭
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Replying to @ccheever
One of the reasons Shopify rewrote their mobile apps from React Native into native was to improve performance metrics like startu p time. Here's the new, optimized, native Shopify Shop app compared to the same thing in Exact. The Exact version is talking to the same GraphQL API and fetching the same data. (Yes, I'm sure Shopify could make their Swift app as fast to startup with some time and tokens.)
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Anthropologists initially claimed that “simple societies” lacked the capacity to invent complex games of strategy, such as mancala More recent research shows that the most complex mancala game was invented and used by Nilotic and Khoisan pastoralists in South Sudan & Namibia
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The whites of Nigeria. Na wetin them want us to be.
my own in all of this is why is the onus always on sw voters to prove they're not tribalistic by supporting a particular candidate?
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