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“playing ball” with the chinese government

Joined January 2015
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No idea what I did at work today at the Forgive & Forget factory But honestly…I feel like I have closure
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It’s only 1145. My friend came to visit early. We send you of love. Peace and love Ooooo. Ooooo. Oooooo
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Just talked ball with the terminix guy for 45 minutes
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Country roads, make me woke hit my vape, play on phone changing genders love Obama
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I used to lie about remembering being born like “yeah it was really dark in there”
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Asked Matvei Michkov today where his celebration came from last game. “I don’t know. Maybe I look at highlights on Instagram. But I right now, delete Instagram.” Why delete it? "Just (focus) on hockey."
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Cornballs everywhere rejoice
Kit Harington for Kith Winter 2026
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I like how Twitter gives me a notification for my shit ass football team when they lose in horrible fashion
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Breaking: After consultations with numerous doctors and experts that went into Saturday, the Eagles are placing quarterback Jalen Hurts on injured reserve, sources tell @rapsheet and me. The move will sideline Hurts indefinitely. More info to come.
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Revisiting the classics
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Me when I’m hungover 😂😂 Me when I drank too much alcohol and I’m hungover or something 😂
First look at young Jason Voorhees in the ‘Friday the 13th’ prequel series ‘CRYSTAL LAKE’.
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The show on turf
Eagles potential offense in Week 6: QB - Tanner McKee RB - Dameon Pierce WR - Darius Cooper WR - Dontayvion Wicks WR - Makai Lemon TE - Dallas Goedert
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Breaking: #Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is out for Sunday due to a superficial blood clot. Full statement from the #Eagles on QB Jalen Hurts:   “On Thursday, October 8th, Jalen visited the training room after practice requesting treatment for his calf. He informed the medical staff he had been cleated during the Rams game on October 4th. This was his first treatment session for the calf injury following the game, after having practiced in full both Wednesday and Thursday. On Friday, Jalen received treatment, practiced in full, and was added to the practice report.   “Out of an abundance of caution, an ultrasound was performed on Saturday following the team’s flight to London and walkthrough. The ultrasound revealed a superficial blood clot. Our medical staff and doctors in London reviewed the results and concluded that activity and mobility were important and that Jalen could safely play. Doctors recommended a follow-up ultrasound within 72 hours of the game and the return flight to Philadelphia.    “Jalen played without limitation in the game Sunday, received treatment on Monday and Tuesday, and practiced in full on Wednesday, as reflected in the practice report. Throughout our time in London and this week, we have remained in communication with the league office regarding the matter.     "On Wednesday night, a follow-up ultrasound revealed movement in the small blood clot. Jalen will be out for Sunday’s game vs. the Panthers as we determine the appropriate course of treatment. His health and safety are our highest priority.”
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Couldn’t pay me to unmute this
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Theo Von: I used to go to school with a kid who was made of straw and he had aids DOG!!!!!! [Audience laughing so hard they start tearing their limbs off]
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What the fuck
I want to crush liberty biberty’s skull with my hands #GoPhils
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Thank god
End of an era. The Phillies Daycare mural (last photo) on the side of Garage in Fishtown has come down and a new mural is being put up as we speak I talked to the artist Liam who showed me what the new mural is going to be, and I think people will be excited about it. Should be done by the end of the week, progress pics to come🏀🌃
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i just hopped on the motherflippin plane ✈️🍾🧑‍🎤
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Everything past ‘08/‘09 is slop. They lost the magic
What’s your favorite World Series logo since 2000??? ‘07 / ‘03 for me
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Raleigh is literally a work conference city
We've won more games in Philly in the last nine days than the Flyers, Eagles, and Phillies combined this month.
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