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long haired hippie writer dude. @bobford on Instagram email: [email protected]

Pennsylvania
Joined July 2008
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So yeah... @FoxNews, I was just wondering... question that's been on my mind lately. How many tubes of Chapstick and pairs of kneepads DO you guys go through in say... idk... a month's time? Is there a graph I could look at? Some kind of slide deck maybe?
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For the next five days, Larva Me Tender is available FREE on Kindle! Have yourself a holly jolly twisted little holiday. 🙂 tinyurl.com/44axvwmd
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Public Zervis Announcement - Please read Burner by @bobford. That is all. Burner a.co/d/0qx8PSV
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It's release day for my first poetry collection, MY EYES ARE JUST HOLOGRAMS. Available anywhere you can order books from. Over 60 poems and word things. lovingly tended by @apokrupha and Wonderful cover art and these kind words from @bobford
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Dear CNN... whoever handles your closed caption work should either get a raise or be fired. I'm unsure of which yet. But... having half a cup of coffee and seeing this as I'm watching the news was both spectacular and alarming, so thank you for that. #HappyEveryoneIsOk #Zombies
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This is my first intentional decent into the extreme horror genre. Queen of Pain. Unleashing in 2025.
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Thanks all!
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This Saturday 10a-1p 📚🎃 cecilcountylibrary.org/event… Come see me @bobford @todd_keisling @amandaheadlee @KennethWCain and others!!
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So yeah, hey. I sometimes wonder whatever happened to Yahoo Serious. He's 71 years old now. You're welcome, Gen X. Have a great day.
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If you were going to wear a t-shirt with your most often used phrase, what would it be?
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oh my god
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My mom died when I was 17. I only have a handful of pictures and zero videos of her. A couple years ago, on my birthday, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. It simply said “happy birthday” with a YouTube link. I clicked it and my heart stopped. It was my mom. I had to pull over immediately. She was telling me how proud she was of me and how she wondered what I’d become. Maybe a policeman, a preacher, or even a clown. I couldn’t believe it. Well, it turns out the random phone number was my friend Jon’s dad, who had found this video on an old VHS tape they made before a 1999 school event. I was 16. This experience got me thinking... what if we could have one last conversation with someone we lost? 🚛 The Crossing Over Express is now on @X 👻
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Friday #Kindle deals are here! Nothing over $2.99. Works by @KevinBLucia, @bobford, @mercedesmy, @ChadLutzke, @kelliowen_, @cmpriest, @andrewcull, @todd_keisling, @HaileyPiperSays, @HightowerLaurel & more! #horror #ad #amreading #amreadinghorror amzn.to/3Kj4Uoq
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Hey Microsoft Word? if it's an obvious misspelling... you can just go ahead and fix it. There's no need for your angry red lines to tell me I f*cked up. No need for your judgement on misspelling "silhouette" for the thousandth time. Go ahead and fix it. It'll be our little secret
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More than a few writerly posts have had me thinking lately, and I pose a question: How do you feel about writers only "writing what they know" vs "writing the story they feel needs to be told" and doing the research in order to tell that story properly and respectfully?
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Book lovers! Spend an hour listening to live author readings via Zoom THIS Friday! bit.ly/swsw0802 6 authors, 8 minutes each - it’s fast, it’s fun, and best of all #FreeBooks #ScienceFiction, #Fantasy, #Horror, #Horror
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Fuck it, the full Deadpool & Wolverine movie🍿
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The past doesn't matter. The future is uncertain. All we have is a whole bunch of "right nows"...fortunately we get a lot of them with every new day. What are YOU going to do with you "right now"?
“People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of.” | Paulo Coelho
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